Poll: Coffee Coffee Coffee

[bbad89]

COFFEE HATERS BURN!!!!!!!!!!!
I particularly dislike normal coffee as well. I refuse to drink anything besides a cappuccino with milk and sugar. It tastes and smells great.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I don't mind coffee, I drink it occasionally. However, I have a certain coffee hero.

Spoiler: Behold, the coffee king!

(Captcha: oialiat Camp. It shall be done, Lord Inglip.)

 

[manic_depressive13]

Double-shot flat white please. No sugar. Even though putting milk in coffee is a sign of weakness.

I wonder how many people in this thread consider instant coffee or Starbucks coffee to be real coffee.

 

[Gregg Lonsdale]

I enjoy my coffee very much, white but no sugar. But I also hate it when my friends have coffee breath, so I always make sure to brush my teeth or eat mints afterwards if I'm going out.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Yes. As a uni student, I'm pretty much socially obligated to drink it on a daily basis. Luckily I live in Melbourne, and the coffee here is quite good. Apparently.

I usually have a soy latte. 'Cos I'm indie as fuck.

 

[Valagetti]

Coffee, who said coffee, were is coffee. I WANT COFFEE, GIVE IT TO ME!!!

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

Not really. I'll occasionally have some iced coffee(or whatever it's called), but that's it.

 

[dorkette1990]

I live off coffee. Sometimes, I consider stopping because my consumption is ridiculous, then I remember... it's coffee, why would I quit?!

 

[Ryuhawkin]

Black. Any brand or kind.

 

[jake557]

I don't drink it often, but considering I just pulled an all nighter I could definately go for some now.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

http://satwcomic.com/coffee

how norway acts pretty much describes how im like when i drink coffee. So i don't.

 

[Gudrests]

Because someone is going to do it...

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.

[sub]If you find that offensive, hit me back with something, don't just get upset [/sub]

Who the hell puts coffee in the freezer?...YOU NEED MENTAL HELP....The women I understand sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do (I'M KIDDING DON'T DO THAT) but coffee...WHAT?!

No coffee for me please I prefer Mnt Dew baby

 

[Mariena]

Coffee good. Coffee needed.

Also put dispenser here.

 

[unicron44]

I drink a cup of black coffee once a week. I just don't need to drink it that often since I've never had a morning where I absolutely needed coffee. My dad on the other hand has two cups a day, for the last twenty years. He's been on a diet and all he's been drinking is coffee and water and I guess it's working.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Because someone is going to do it...

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.

[sub]If you find that offensive, hit me back with something, don't just get upset [/sub]

I like my coffee like I like my women ...

Covered in BEEEES!

OT: I love coffee (oh God, I wrote voffee like 3 times before it clicked that I actually need to move my c finger away from the v key). I'm not an addict (I've checked) and I normally only have about 3 a week.

Edit: I have my coffee white with two sugars.

 

[teebeeohh]

coffee is the brown, bean-shaped/powdery/liquid gold that the FSM left to keep us humans up in the morning.

 

[Lukeje]

No, because it makes me sleepy. I know you're just supposed to keep drinking coffee so that you never experience this `caffeine crash', but I find it much easier to just not drink caffeine in the first place and stay up of my own volition. It's much healthier too.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Never liked the sinister drink. Too tart. I drink pure lemon juice and I say it's too tart.

If I want caffine, i'll sleep longer, THANK YOU!

 

[Phantomess]

I used to be a barista and I still love an excellently made vanilla latte with extra vanilla.

 

[Clipper]

Voted Pootis, since there's no middle ground. I only drink cold lattes. Oh wait.