Poll: Coffee Coffee Coffee

[James Crook]

Because someone is going to do it...

I like my coffee like I like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer.

[sub]If you find that offensive, hit me back with something, don't just get upset [/sub]

OT: BAN TEH COFFEE IT'S THE WORK OF TEH DEVIL!!11! GOD HATES COFFEE

No, really, I'm okay with coffee but I don't drink that.

 

[Reaper195]

FUCK OFF!

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Sorry, the title reminded me of my old flatmate who was about as pretentious over coffee as WBC over anything. If he didn't get his coffee in the morning, he would act like the biggest dick in the universe.

Personally, I don't mind the smell of coffee, but I can't stand its bitterness. I also can't stand people who worship it like crack whores over crack.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

I always get ripped on because I like Blueberry Ice coffee with cream and sugar from Dunkin' Donuts. Some guy friends claim to me it isn't mens coffee. then I slap their burning blacks into their laps.

 

[Farotsu]

No coffee for me. Usually doesn't sit well with my stomach and any amount of cafeine prevents me from sleeping the coming night.

 

[thiosk]

You forgot "i strive to each day consume more coffee than the day before"

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

I love coffee. I prefer a bit of milk, though I can drink it black.

 

[Tim Mazzola]

I need it to function

 

[Ross Fixxed]

A good mocha, but usually I just go for black and sugary.

I like my coffee like my women. Quiet.

 

[Adzma]

Lurrrrrrrv Coffee. I drink Latte with one sugar. Couldn't survive University without it.

 

[Vault101]

I dont drink coffee

however I do energy drinks alot so Id say its pretty much the same thing

though I would like to cut down...

 

[Tharwen]

I love the smell of coffee, and most 'coffee-flavoured' foody things, but the actual taste of it is too bitter for me to enjoy it much. I suppose if I tried, I could get over that and start to like it, but I'm not that bothered really.

 

[Saulkar]

I like my coffee with a little touch of.

 

[jonyboy13]

I love the smell and like the taste but much rather drink tea(which should be an option btw).

Coffee good. Coffee needed.

Also put dispenser here.

THE CAT IS A SPY!

 

[brunothepig]

Relevant.
Anyway, yes, yes I do like coffee. I actually spent some time trying to get myself addicted to coffee, because I was curious what addiction was like but didn't want to take up smoking. Unfortunately it didn't work. Still, coffee is awesome.

 

[deathninja]

Fresh ground, micropressed, black, repeat.

It's a habit I picked up during college.

 

[Gardenia]

I drink coffee occasionally, but only when I really need a boost, and not because I enjoy it. It smell divine though. I sometimes open the jar of coffee beans just to smell them.

 

[DJswirlyAlien]

Sugar... NO! If you add sugar you mix up the subtle layers the baristas carefully prepare.

But at home its 1 heaped desert spoon of coffee, a mug and bit of boiling water so you don't get any granules of coffee, 4 minutes brew time with 5th of a mug of milk and 1 teaspoon of demerara sugar. Stir thoroughly and a few fox's golden crunch biscuits.

Mega bliss.

 

[jordan312]

I like black coffee with no sugars, I only make my own coffee because it seems no one else can do it right.
Once i want into a place called Costa Coffee (I don't know if you get them in the US)and i ordered a black coffee with no sugar,they filled half the damn cup with cream.

 

[Kunzer]

Coffee doesn't just keep me awake and alert.

Coffee actually makes me care about things I normally wouldn't care for at all.

It is a miracle beverage, to be sure.

 

[Jackalb]

Coffee is dirt.