Poll: Crazy Twilight Fans Open Wounds In Necks/Arms, Ask Actor to "Suck Blood"

Danpascooch

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Debatra said:
Rossmallo said:
This is horrible for me to say this, but i'm pretty certain that if people are like this when thier idol is alive and well, then we're going to get a complete spike in scuicides when Meyers or Robert dies or quits. Jesus christ.
To this, I have to remind you:

danpascooch said:
This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!
Ooo, I expected my first quote to be some guy pissed at me, lol.
 

Danpascooch

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Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

EDIT: Now that New Moon is coming, I wonder if I could get some Twilight fans to volunteer to let me shoot them with silver bullets, don't worry guys, there's enough of them for all of us! *Horn Sounds* TO THE HUNT!
Run for leader of the world?
Run? RUN?! What have you been under a freaking rock or something?

You're leader of the world commands you to make me a sandwich, b--ch
 

Lexodus

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danpascooch said:
Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

EDIT: Now that New Moon is coming, I wonder if I could get some Twilight fans to volunteer to let me shoot them with silver bullets, don't worry guys, there's enough of them for all of us! *Horn Sounds* TO THE HUNT!
Run for leader of the world?
Run? RUN?! What have you been under a freaking rock or something?

You're leader of the world commands you to make me a sandwich, b--ch
Well, I rescind that invitation, on grounds that a world leader needs to have decent grammar.

You also cannot be world leader, as Stephenie Meyer is at the moment. As we speak, plans are being drawn up to harpoon the scaly *****.
 

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Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

EDIT: Now that New Moon is coming, I wonder if I could get some Twilight fans to volunteer to let me shoot them with silver bullets, don't worry guys, there's enough of them for all of us! *Horn Sounds* TO THE HUNT!
Run for leader of the world?
Run? RUN?! What have you been under a freaking rock or something?

You're leader of the world commands you to make me a sandwich, b--ch
Well, I rescind that invitation, on grounds that a world leader needs to have decent grammar.

You also cannot be world leader, as Stephenie Meyer is at the moment. As we speak, plans are being drawn up to harpoon the scaly *****.
Seriously? Shit, I have to get in on that! Here's all the money I have, see if you can use it to make the harpoon just a little bit wider and blunter.
 

Lexodus

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tellmeimaninja said:
Stephanie Meyer, thanks for spawning another horde of fangirls and dropping the average level of intelligence back a couple hundred years. I hope your happy... *****.
You're a ninja. Also, QFT. Also, don't forget making it acceptable to be a Mor(m)on/hold Mor(m)on values, i.e "Isn't it so great that she has a man to tell her exactly what to think and feel and stalks her and watches her in her sleep and is like 100 years old and threatens to kill her? Isn't it just so romantic?"

No, skeezy crack whore. No, it isn't.
 

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danpascooch said:
Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
Lexodus said:
danpascooch said:
This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

EDIT: Now that New Moon is coming, I wonder if I could get some Twilight fans to volunteer to let me shoot them with silver bullets, don't worry guys, there's enough of them for all of us! *Horn Sounds* TO THE HUNT!
Run for leader of the world?
Run? RUN?! What have you been under a freaking rock or something?

You're leader of the world commands you to make me a sandwich, b--ch
Well, I rescind that invitation, on grounds that a world leader needs to have decent grammar.

You also cannot be world leader, as Stephenie Meyer is at the moment. As we speak, plans are being drawn up to harpoon the scaly *****.
Seriously? Shit, I have to get in on that! Here's all the money I have, see if you can use it to make the harpoon just a little bit wider and blunter.
Your contribution to the new world order has been accepted with gratitude. The ***** is going down.
 

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you know its really sad that because of the stupid series real authors with real good ideas are probably so ashamed now to even bring their ideas to light, just because of all this.

I should know I'm one of them >.<
 

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Oh god, the 4th option made me crack up. Seriously, I was originally going to vote for the final option, but I just couldn't pass up voting such a well played Monty Python reference (especially a reference that isn't from The Quest for the Holy Grail for once).


Anyway, as for the topic subject: I never thought Twilight fans could get any stupider. Then again, considering the world in which we live in is one where Natural Selection only seems to work when a gun is involved, I actually am not that surprised.
 

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This is absolutly insane, I just don't know what to think of the world anymore, I have to find a safe place to shelter myself from the stupidity until the twilight series loses it's popularity.
 

orangebandguy

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Well some fans are crazy like that. Mental illness is no laughing matter, and besides I'm sure all the people who want Twilight fans to die will be appeased by this.
 

Superbeast

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I despise Twilight and most of the things it stands for, but this is somewhat understandable (at least to me).

I'm somewhat Goth and I'm into bloodplay (along with a great deal many other things), so I get a bit of flak from the "vampirism" angle, but it's really not that...it's just an irony that I was born with fangs ;)

I can't explain why, and this forum most likely isn't the correct place anyway, so I'll be very brief and try to keep it PC, but I guess it is related to blood being the life force/heart is the source of love; both embody passion and are intimately personal. Thus I find it adds something to the sexual experience. It's just something I find hot; but for the love of god you'd never do it with random strangers due to all the risks involved.

Closest analogy I can find (that has come up on this forum before) is that several members have commented on the experience of sex combined with various drugs. Most people would agree taking hallucinogenics or stimulants is pretty dangerous/stupid, but many enjoy the experience and sense of taboo.

And for the record, you don't want to go for wrists or neck (arteries obviously, but veins cause surprisingly urgent problems if cut, especially if the pulse is racing). The shoulders however are very rich in blood and heal well with little incidence of infection. Knives/daggers work much better than razorblades too.

Therefore I can understand the fankids (some of whom really think they are vampires which is saddening) taking this to the level of wanting their favourite actor to drink their blood/they drink his. Is it any different to fantasising about a porn star bobbing about on you, or Lara Croft, for ordinary folks/geeks (respectively)? It's just an embodiment of sexualisation.

I guess actually going up to him and asking him to do it is wierd (and awkward for the normal population, like watching a stereotypical 80s computer nerd chatting up women), but fantasising I can accept - everyone has their kinks and quirks.

Holy crap, I think I just indirectly defended Twilight fans. I never thought that'd happen *gargles with whisky*

So I'm going to throw in a semi-serious vote of:

Biased poll - where's the option for those of use who like blood but are not associated with that Twilight crap?
 

Dusty Donuts

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park92 said:
no the best way to spread AIDS is to have a huge orgy in africa lolz
Watch it, the racism is blinding me there!

Superbeast said:
Therefore I can understand the fankids (some of whom really think they are vampires which is saddening) taking this to the level of wanting their favourite actor to drink their blood/they drink his. Is it any different to fantasising about a porn star bobbing about on you, or Lara Croft, for ordinary folks/geeks (respectively)? It's just an embodiment of sexualisation.
Sorry, mate! Some of us don't stare at porn stars. Not necessarily saying that you do, definitely not.
 

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Alright the Twilight series may have been good books, I'm assuming here of course since I havent read them; but for the fact that these freaks of nature want an actor who plays a fictional character to suck their blood willingly?

Com'on here. Even Putin would be ashamed by all the little fangirls 'needs'.
 

Dusty Donuts

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Stitches242 said:
Alright the Twilight series may have been good books, I'm assuming here of course since I havent read them; but for the fact that these freaks of nature want an actor who plays a fictional character to suck their blood willingly?

Com'on here. Even Putin would be ashamed by all the little fangirls 'needs'.
Don't you mean FangGirls? A ha ha ha...ha ha...oh crap, that wasn't funny was it.