Poll: Crazy Twilight Fans Open Wounds In Necks/Arms, Ask Actor to "Suck Blood"

[Dusty Donuts]

This one really, REALLY scares me.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/971425/crazed-twilight-fans-slice-open-necks
Seriously. You have Twilight Fans (Read the book, watched the movie, liked everything). You have Twilight Fanatics (Read all books, Watched the movie and all features, loved everything, loves Edward character in both) and these guys. (Read the book 6 times, watched all movies 3 times each with all features included, absolutely deranged over all of it, is madly in love with Edward character, slices self and asks Edward character [because I don't know the name of the actual actor] to drink blood.)
Yes, it's mentioned in the link, but for people who think "meh, I won't read it";
Did any of these people think of what that could do to him? AIDS? Some other deadly disease? That's like asking the person who played Voldemort to 'hiss' into their ears or the person who played Mario in a rather forgotten movie to jump and start showering him with oversized plastic coins.
Please, what's the world coming to?

 

[Littaly]

Hey! That sounds like the best idea ever to spread AIDS!

 

[Trivun]

I like Twilight, but I'm not that crazy. Perfect option for me, and it is what I picked Seriously, these guys are retarded.

 

[Nickolai77]

I'm going to sympathise with the nutters here and assume that this is a minority of the twilight fans who are actually cutting their necks open.

New Moon film out... oh noes...

 

[Numb1lp]

People are crazy. But there are still a lot of Twilight fans that are normal people.

 

[XJ-0461]

Okay, giant WTF there.

I mean some of my friends are massive Twilight fans, but they'd never do something like THAT.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wow, that's funny, and we may be seeing a few of those fanatics on the Darwin Awards.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

I'm going to sympathise with the nutters here and assume that this is a minority of the twilight fans who are actually cutting their necks open.

New Moon film out... oh noes...

Nope, if you read it, he says he gets swamped by fans all the time.
.......That probably IS the minority.

 

[Tharwen]

HA!

Now another group of people apart from gamers knows what it's like to have their entire community generalised by a group of mentally unstable loners!

 

[Nickolai77]

The worlds gone mad again. I shall load my shotgun and retreat to my bunker to play ArmA II until it's safe to come out.

Can i come too? I'll bring jaffa cakes

 

[Danpascooch]

This is the greatest thing to ever happen, think about it, all of the Twilight fans cut themselves, get infected and die, and get removed from the gene pool!

THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE!

EDIT: Now that New Moon is coming, I wonder if I could get some Twilight fans to volunteer to let me shoot them with silver bullets, don't worry guys, there's enough of them for all of us! *Horn Sounds* TO THE HUNT!

 

[InsanityRequiem]

Should have put a 'Time for some Darwinizing!' Which would be hunting and killing these freaks of nature and culling them from the genepool. As that's what needs to happen to these? genetic defects.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

People are crazy. But there are still a lot of Twilight fans that are normal people.

Of course. Now could you please go back to your hermit shell?
KIDDING KIDDING!!!
Yes, I know. I have one of them...I mean a PERSON who is my friend and likes Twilight a lot as well.

 

[theownerer]

Meh doesn't surprise me considering all the teenage girls who are in love with him and the series.

 

[stabnex]

Ok, I hate Twilight, and I hate every single thing associated with it, including-no especially-it's fanbase, but for the sake of god, death, and sanity PLEASE TELL ME THIS SHIT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN!

Now, I hate this Pattinson guy. I think he's a cheesey, unwashed prick with stupid hair, but I think he should be given a license to murder these stupid people, publicly.

Oh, and give him Michael Jackson's surgical mask, he doesn't need it anymore. /snicker

 

[El Poncho]

Hmmm, well I say we hit them for their stupidity, how else will they learn:|