Poll: Darth Vader vs Voldemort vs Sauron

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j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Oh man, this is easy.

Considering Voldemort's grand reign of terror ultimately amounted to running round Britain setting a few houses on fire and failing to take over a school, I'm going to go ahead and assume he gets taken out of the fight pretty quickly. For all he got called a 'terrifying Dark Lord' within the story, the actual evidence put him behind the IRA or the National Front in terms of actual death and destruction caused. And no prospective Dark Lord should have a murder count less than that of a group of pissed off Irishmen.

So, between Darth Vader and Sauron, I personally think it's an easy win: Sauron.

Sure, Vader has lightsabers and blasters, but Sauron has something that Vader couldn't hope to match. The ability to get inside people's heads and turn them insane, even from half the world away. Sauron consistently shows in the novels and films that he is able to reach out with his gaze and reduce the mind of anyone caught in it to a blubbering wreck. Even worse, Vader's already got a ton of mental baggage already stowed away in his mind. All Sauron would have to play Vader's own failings out in front of his mind's eye, alternating with blasts of 'Giant-Flaming-Eyeball', and the only thing Vader would be using his lightsaber for is hacking off his own head to put himself out of his misery. The brilliant thing is that we know Sauron can use this skill regardless of distance- he's able to fuck with Frodo and Pippin all the way from Mordor. Even if Vader was circling in orbit on his Death Star, Sauron would be able to fidn him and mind-rape him with his fiery eyeball.

Hell, that's only assuming that Sauron's in his 'floaty eyeball' form, not his 15 feet tall I'm-going-to-kick-the-shit-out-you form. If the latter, one pounding from that ludicrously huge mace is going to have Vader's lightsaber conking out from the stress, and Vader himself lying in pieces in a fifty food radius.

What about Vader's stormtroopers? Well, the Star Wars films themselves show that Stormtroopers are utterly incapable of hitting anything smaller than a barn door at anything greater than point-blank range, and even then their chances aren't great. A platoon of orcs with a few Trolls behind them would have no trouble wading through the woefully aimed laser fire, and utterly fucking up their shit.

Yeah, sorry. There's only one Dark Lord, and he's the one sitting at the top of the motherfucking Dark Tower, with the wraiths of undead kings as his generals.

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im just gonna say THIS,RIGHT HERE! ^^
 

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Voldemort, because magic always wins.

Also he would have seven lives, eight if Harry isn't dead yet. The only reason Harry and the gang killed him was because the got to all the Horcruxes. If you kill Vader or Sauron they're out for the count.
 

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I would say Vader is the most powerful with conditions.

Against Sauron: Yes, mentally Sauron can do terrible things to a normal mind, however Vader does have the initial mental training and fortitude that he had from his Jedi training. Although Vader did fall from that path, his transformation into Darth Vader after Padmae's death and Obi Wan's betrayal killed any sense of hope or desire for peace. Plus, Sauron's mental corruption works with the ring of power, yes Vader desire's power but he also values knowledge about said power. If Vader simply does his research (like Gandalf did in LotR) then he can learn that the ring will eventually turn him into a slave. Granted, this makes killing Sauron difficult, however if Vader sends underlings to retrieve the ring (with oversight to prevent corruption), has them fly to Mordor (with friggin' ships with friggin' lazer beams!), Sauron can't really react. It does come down to armies here, and Orcs with machetes can't really compare with ATATs and the Nazgul with TIE Fighters.

Against Voldemort: Yes, Voldemort has several horcruxes to destroy in order to kill him, however an 18 year old kid with mediocre magical skills was able find and destroy the horocruxes. Face-to-face, Vader might have a disadvantage at a distance, but that disadvantage is matched by the huge advantage that Vader has at relative close range (50 meters). All Vader needs to do is get to that 50 meter range and it'll be the force and lightsaber against wand and sorcery. Vader's knowledge of the force allows him to avoid traps and fight against enemies at a distance. The armies are a bit of a wash and could go either way however because Voldermort has a physical body, he and Vader can square off.

Finally, look at who laid the final blow against these villains
Sauron, killed by Gollum and Frodo Baggins
Voldemort, killed by Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom
Vader, killed by Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine.

In my opinion, it's a bit of a challenge but I'd give it to Vader.
 

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thevillageidiot13 said:
ReaperzXIII said:
Radoh said:
ReaperzXIII said:
Well maybe if the stormtroopers aimed at the sun they would probably hit the other guys, the other times they may just end up killing Vader and their loved ones accidentally.

Also Vader needs to have weapons because that would be like Voldemort without a wand, or Sauron without his ring.

Vader really should not be in this he would be curb stomped since they can only be defeated through magical means.
Well yeah, in mine I gave Vader his lightsaber since he always has that and just that, in the same way Voldemort got his wand because he always has that and just that. Also maybe Nagini since he's always there too but that's beside the point.
You think if Vader kills Nagini he won't even need to fight Voldemort? Voldemort might just end up going emo because someone killed his pet and only friend
Dude. Vader went emo because his girl died. What a pussy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! - Best line ever

You're right neither of them deserve to win, heh the pussies. I'm pretty sure the real reason Voldemort changed his name was to avoid all the Riddler teases at school "Riddle me this Tom, who's got your nose?"

Sauron all the way, I never watched the movies properly (wasn't enough things blowing up all the time to interest the young me) so as far as wiki has told me he doesn't seem like such a giant pussy.
 

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Sauron or Vader.

Voldemort doesn't even come into play. He's powerful, but as JK Rowling herself once said, "A muggle with a gun will beet a wizard with a wand anyday."

And Sauron and Vader have a bit more than guns...
 

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Vader would win, Vader does not fear death at all. Look at it this way, Voldemort feared death, thus he created the Horcruxes. Sauron's ring is basically a Horcruxe in and of itself, the same principal is there, thus he feared death as well. Vader has nothing to fear in death as he stared it in the face on Mustafar, when it comes down to it Vader would hold nothing back and bring doom to the other 2, if that failed than I would like to see them survive a concentrated long term orbital bombardment from an Executor class Super Star Destroyer
 

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Sauron Wins. Its more than obvious. Voldy had power for what, like 2 decades? Vader was in business for like 2.5 I think. Sauron was boss for millenia, scaring the shit out of every fucking thing on middle earth. voldy got has ass handed to him by a group of teenagers. vader gets beaten by the light side (like wtf?). Sauron hold out against good for a freaking long time, and takes a mother fucking coalition of all elves, men, and dwarves to defeat him. sauron can make vader's deathstar's crew blow the ship up with mind control, and he can see voldemort far before he sets foot into mordour and sends his almost immortal nazgul to fuck him up. 1 on 1? sauron. vader is out cause hes just a mortal, and voldy dies because im pretty sure the liutendent of all evil can stand a horrible accurate spell that didnt work on a baby....
 

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Doitpow said:
Sauron has one horcrux, voldemort has 7
it pains me to say I think this one goes to msr. Riddle
Yea, but the ring can only be destroyed by throwing it into Mount Doom, which involves taking it to one the place in the world where it's influence over its holder is at its strongest. Its heavily implied no one could bring themselves to cast the ring into the fires while standing there.

OT:

Voldemort Vs Vadar, Voldemort says Avada Kedavra and Vadar bites it.

Voldemort Vs Sauron. We're talking a wizard going up against a minor god. Assuming Sauron doesn't just up and convert Voldemort to his service, the worst possible outcome is Voldemort needs to be killed a few times before he finally fucks off.
 

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Winthrop said:
Doitpow said:
Sauron has one horcrux, voldemort has 7
it pains me to say I think this one goes to msr. Riddle
Not to mention that Sauron has to have his with him all the time. Voldemort would win because even without his wand he could stay alive forever while Vader would dehydrate and Voldemort could simply cut off Sauron's hand at some point. In an army though I'd go Vader for the deathstar.
Let's see Voldemort take down the Witch King.

Do not pursue him! He will not return to these lands. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of Man shall he fall
 

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one on one sauron, since vader and voldemort are human and sauron is some kind of pseudo-angel if i remember correctly. army vs army vader, one star destroyer has enough firepower to glass a planet given enough time.
 

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I like Vader the most of the three, but...I'd have to go with Voldemort. I dunno why I picked the baddie from a series of children's books that started going tanning about three books in and only got darker as they progressed, but...gut feeling. Voldemort.
 

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I'd put money on Vader becasue of the resources of the entire Galactic Empire dwarfs the wildest dreams of Sauron or Voldemort. It's a ridiculous disparity of technology and power when leveled against two 'earth' bound powers, even magic and the One Ring.

Let's not forget, Sauron was defeated by a mortal sword in single combat. Voldemort was killed by his own curse. Vader was defeated by the Emperor, but even then, he won in the end. I could go on at length, but let's say one thing.


SSD Executor Beats a Horcrux. I don't CARE how well hidden it is, you can just turn the Earth into a cinder with the Executor, then no more Horcruxs anywhere.
 

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If this is them as individuals, probably Sauron. I mean, he practically is evil.
If you were giving the three their respective armies, probably Vader, but it would be pretty close I think. Simply because Sauron is Sauron, and the One Ring is the One ring.
 

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Sauron wins because what people are forgetting is that Sauron cannot be killed... by anything... PERIOD!!!

Sauron is the right hand man of this universe's version of Satan. And is himself a very powerful fallen Angel himself in a sense.
Sauron can do things by himself and does. He's a powerful sorcerer and manipulator of nations. He doesn't fight in Lord of the Rings not because he doesn't have a body He actually does. He doesn't fight because there is no reason for him to personally go out on the field of battle.

Sauron doesn't die at the end of Lord of the Rings. His spirit is lessened to the point where he can no longer affect the world like he was, but he is still very much alive at the end.

Vader and Voldermort... They can die.
 

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"AVADA KADA...herk!"


"Sorry Voldemort, I didn't catch that. What were you saying?"
 

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Just remember Sauron was one of the beings that helped create the flippin Universe. The power of beings in LOTR is not to be underestimated.
 

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halfeclipse said:
Doitpow said:
Sauron has one horcrux, voldemort has 7
it pains me to say I think this one goes to msr. Riddle
Yea, but the ring can only be destroyed by throwing it into Mount Doom, which involves taking it to one the place in the world where it's influence over its holder is at its strongest. Its heavily implied no one could bring themselves to cast the ring into the fires while standing there.
Voldemort can teleport...

OT: Vader would die first seeing as he isn't immortal at all.

Sauron vs Voldemort: Voldemort would overpower him with a flurry of crazy shit, take the ring, teleport to Mount Doom, destroy the ring, ???, profit?
 

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Sauron, he's a demigod after all. Voldemort and Vader are both insignificant by comparison.
 

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SuperRobot64 said:
halfeclipse said:
Doitpow said:
Sauron has one horcrux, voldemort has 7
it pains me to say I think this one goes to msr. Riddle
Yea, but the ring can only be destroyed by throwing it into Mount Doom, which involves taking it to one the place in the world where it's influence over its holder is at its strongest. Its heavily implied no one could bring themselves to cast the ring into the fires while standing there.
Voldemort can teleport...

OT: Vader would die first seeing as he isn't immortal at all.

Sauron vs Voldemort: Voldemort would overpower him with a flurry of crazy shit, take the ring, teleport to Mount Doom, destroy the ring, ???, profit?
Ummm No Voldermort may be a powerful human mage but he's dealing with a level of power that warps the fabric of the universe around him by his very presence. Thats not even him having to cast spells.

Its a person who casts spells going up against a Primordial entity just below the power of the Devil
 

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alithanar8 said:
Vader would win, Vader does not fear death at all. Look at it this way, Voldemort feared death, thus he created the Horcruxes. Sauron's ring is basically a Horcruxe in and of itself, the same principal is there, thus he feared death as well. Vader has nothing to fear in death as he stared it in the face on Mustafar, when it comes down to it Vader would hold nothing back and bring doom to the other 2, if that failed than I would like to see them survive a concentrated long term orbital bombardment from an Executor class Super Star Destroyer
Just because the Ring happens to be a phylactery (I refuse to call it a Horcrux because J.K. stole the idea from phylacteries), that doesn't mean that Sauron's sole purpose for creating it was to avoid death. Don't forget, there were 20 rings of power total (Three for the Elves, Seven for the Dwarves, Nine for Men), and Sauron's Ring was forged with the intent to control all the other rings, but in order to do that, he had to place a very large amount of his power into it. (He was able to control the Men, but the Dwarves were harder to dominate, and he had little, if any effect on the Elves, as their three Rings were not made with his direct assistance).

Also, since Sauron is a Maia, he technically can not "die", per se. True, his physical form can be destroyed and his return to power as a Dark Lord permanently prevented, but he still continues to exist in spirit form.

Quoted from the Tolkien Wiki:
When the Ring was cut from his hand, he lost his bodily form and remained so for a few thousand years. This is because Sauron diverted all of his power, hatred, cruelty and malice into the Ring. However, as Isildur failed to destroy the Ring, Sauron's power steadily grew. Being a Maia, though severely weakened in comparison to his former self, Sauron was able to create another body for himself. Gollum states in Lord of the Rings that Sauron "has only four (fingers) on the Black Hand", but it is unclear why Sauron was unable to restore the fifth. It is possible Gollum was simply in error, or speaking in symbols.

Therefore, after the Ring was destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom, Sauron was completely broken. Destruction of the Ring cost him his body, his strength and all of his old powerful self. Being a Maia, Sauron was not killed and continued to "live", but with the destruction of the Ring, Sauron could only exist in spirit form and could never rebuild his strength. Take Barad-dûr as an example of Sauron and the Ring. The Men of Gondor had Barad-dûr taken to pieces at the end of the Second Age, but as the Ring continued to exist, the foundations of Barad-dûr could not truly ever be destroyed. When the Ring was destroyed, Barad-dûr completely collapsed into ruin and Sauron was permanently defeated. While evil would continue to exist, Sauron could never emerge as a Dark Lord again.
Of course, there is an argument that Sauron was sucked into the void, but he would still be technically "alive" even there, and it's thought that both he and Morgoth will break free from to void for Dagor Dagorath.