...HBrutusH post=9.68584.635285 said:Awww Massuh, that was a nice end to the thread..
It pleased the Awesome One, and all things in the world were inherently good and Awesome, and all in his realm were happy.
But then the evil Massuh did come, and stompeth all over the realm of Awesomeness, and the Awesomeness was indeed consumed by grief.
The Awesome One did leave this place, and traveled for but 40 days and 40 nights and survived with nough but Awesomeness and condoms. He came to a mysterious fork in the road, one way led through many an Awesome meadow of joy and happyness; the other lead down a dark road of Massuh and death.
The Awesome One, consumed by rage that the Evil Massuh did dare corrupt his road with a fork, stood astride the paths, his well-oiled loins glistening in the rays of Awesome that did flow from his mind, like water from a fountain. The Awesome One spent yet another 300 days and 300 nights and one half a day more contemplating which path he should take. He was met by a lone traveller: a Hannarr by the name of "This one,". This one said that this one wished to inform him of the Inkindlers, and how they brought the Awesome mass- relays into the galaxy. This one wished to inform him that they gave us all the gifts of language, space travel, Halo rings, and wild, kinky sex.
This one did then leave that place, and left The Awesome One to mull over this new found knowledge. The Awesome One did then disregard this knowledge of the Inkindlers as an unholy- nay- unAwesome blasphemy, and moved down that dark road.
A road so devoid of Awesomeness that it shuddered and groaned under every step of the Awesome One. The road did attempt to hinder The Awesome One's journey through many nefarious schemes. It did try to make him trip upon many an un-Awesome root, and slip on many a banana peel; but, The Awesome One did not stray from the path of rightiousness and Awesomeness, for he had to reclaim his land fromthe Evil Massuh.
When The Awesome One did reach the end of that path, he came face to face with the one known as The Evil Massuh, and they locked blades of Awesomeness and un-Awesomeness.
The battle raged on for 10 days and 2 hours, culminating in an Awesome move that could almost rival an ULTRA KILL((c)ULTRAJOE), and The Evil Massuh was struck down, and all was well in the land of The Awesome One once more, there were many promiscuous women, and Awesome ninjas and Awesome pirates did live in harmony once again. They did indeed Fornicate Under Command of the King, and made many an Awesome pirate-ninja child.
This event is still celebrated to this day on January 18th, as Awesome Day.
One day, those Awesome pirate-ninja-children did rebel, and escape theirtormentorsparents. They did flee from the land of Awesome, and did found a cult in the worship of The Evil Massuh. These children grew, and founded a village. They named this village "Sparta.". It was strategically placed so as to make it impossible for The Awesome One to attack. Or The Awesome One would have to risk entrance through The Evil Massah's back door.
The Awesome One did kneel and pray for the ULTRAJOE to aid him and his Awesome people in their time of need (despite differing views in the electoral commity), and to destroy the town of Sparta through their firery gates.
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Not to try and claim ownership of a persona...
But i feel like a super smash brothers character, upon sighting a clone.
Nice post though.