Well, I like to drink with my friends. I never drink alone (because really, what do I gain from that?). Also, it is hilarious to have a Smash Brothers tournament where you have to drink between matches. I mean, really funny.
Drinking with my friends occurs sporadically and irregularly - in some months, it's every weekend (highly unlikely, but has happened), but normally it is less than once a month.
I do have one weakness, though - there is a certain kind of mix-beer that not just tastes great, but is also wonderful against thirst. It is the only alcohol I have touched outside of a social event - but darn, after a long summer day a bottle of that just quenches my thirst thoroughly. It never is more than just one bottle.
Needless to say, I am looked down upon because my choice of beer. Here in Germany, you are supposed to drink "manly pure beer", but I never liked the taste. At parties, I normally either drink a few bottles of my favourite and then a few glasses of hard stuff. When they don't have that, I drink a single beer and then go right to the harder stuff.
I have, on occasion, had a drink to much. However even when drunk, I normally stay cautious - when I am really drunk, I become horrified by the thought of going near a river or pond for fear of falling in. I have done some stupid stuff, but I got to know my borders.
Also, I am a constant eater when drunk. I mean, I have never been stoned, but I don't want to imagine how much stuff I would eat if I am already that bad when it's just alcohol.