Poll: Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

[awesomeemosewa]

No but im alright.

NOT! (sob)

 

[hotacidbath]

No boyfriend right now, it's the end of the semester and I'm too busy for an actual relationship. Though Christmas break is rolling around soon...*seductive eyebrow raise*

 

[IxionIndustries]

Never had one, probably never will. And to be honest, I don't care to have one.

I'll be a hermit all my fucking life if I have to.

 

[Nova5]

Been living with my girl for 13 months now, still going great.

 

[Dahni]

I sort of almost kind of have a boyfriend.

we're "seeing" each other.
cus theres a 200 mile distance

 

[Wayte]

No I don't. Thanks for reminding me....

 

[OmegaXIII]

I do, although she is in a different frigging country at present

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Yep, got a girlfriend and we love eachother so.

 

[kboman]

Almost made it to two years, broke up with my girl a few weeks ago. Not fun.

 

[dont_blink]

^^

 

[Uilleand]

No boyfriend...my husband's too expensive

 

[Scrythe]

Nah, I've gotten sick and tired of the entire dating process and realized that with a lot less money, I can easily achieve the same gratification I got form dating by just buying booze at parties and having sex with whatever my dice roll happens to be that night or just buying a fucking hooker. In the end, I'm saving a lot of money and still getting the satisfaction of getting my dick wet on top of forcing the poor unsuspecting passerby (that I gleefully paid for) with all of my life's problems in an attempt to have their very last thoughts before they turn in for the night to be "Where the hell did I go wrong to deserve this?" and then promptly cry themselves to sleep. Nope, I'm single.

 

[nick_knack]

Add an: "It's complicated" That definitely applies to me

 

[NotAPie]

Yeah, I won't say anything else because it'll sound like I'm bragging.

 

[Ashhearth]

sigh. No because I'm a lazy arse and that would take more time out of my already nonexistent life.

 

[Nerples]

Nope, and if I said why I would probably just end up saying negative things about myself.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

What, no options for married AND girlfriend?

Also, no option for Boyfriend? Apparently homosexuality and women don't exist on the escapist.

 

[Wewt]

I've found true love! Twice!
Well, it was at the time..