Poll: Do you have, or ever get a neckbeard (read topic first)

[madster11]

Yep i currently have a fairly glorious neckbeard because i haven't had a shave in a while.

 

[Baby Tea]

WITHOUT, shaving for like a week after having a neckbeard. Do you just let your neckbeard stay and not bother with it?

I haven't shaved in some time. Result? Neckbeard, baby.
My wife gets annoyed with the scruff of it, but I love it during these Canadian winters!
Keeps my face AND neck warm!

 

[thylasos]

Whether it works or not depends how thick the hair is, and how pudgy your face is.

Thicker the hair, the better, pudgier the face, the worse.

As it is, I don't chance it. My beard's fairly tightly cropped around my chin, neck clean shaven at all times.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The bottom line tends to waver but I mostly manage to keep it safely under my chin. It's my upper cheeks that really give me trouble, them and the back of my neck.

Man I hope no girls read that.

Only when I don't shave, and then it's not that bad.

I'm 24 and I still can't grow a beard without it being patchy as hell.

Have you tried starting with a goatee? You've got to keep it well trimmed so the rest has time to grow in.

If I grew a goatee, I would have to consider the possibility of killing myself.

I hate the damn things.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Nope, the only facial hair I keep are my frankly fantastic 50's style sideburns. Considering moving to proper mutton-chops. Bitches love mutton-chops.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

No beard for me. Have to wear a hook on one if I want to be a wizard. It's extremely inconvenient.

 

[Blue Hero]

I have a superior neckmoustache. I'm still jive and down with the hip young kids of today with their neckbeards though, right?

 

[Fleetfiend]

It would be kind of weird if I did (female here) but my boyfriend does when he doesn't shave. I think it's kind of icky. >.>

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

At the moment I have a shoulder beard, an earlobe beard and a butt beard.

Neckbeards are so last season.

 

[Blunderboy]

The bottom line tends to waver but I mostly manage to keep it safely under my chin. It's my upper cheeks that really give me trouble, them and the back of my neck.

Man I hope no girls read that.

Only when I don't shave, and then it's not that bad.

I'm 24 and I still can't grow a beard without it being patchy as hell.

Have you tried starting with a goatee? You've got to keep it well trimmed so the rest has time to grow in.

If I grew a goatee, I would have to consider the possibility of killing myself.

I hate the damn things.

Stop copying me Daystar!
I hate goatees but when I attempt to grow a proper beard I always need to shave before it can grow in properly.
At least I have bitching sideburns.

 

[Uncompetative]

Nope. I'm rocking a Riker Beard.

The sexiest of beards.

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[spartan231490]

I've done it in the past, I often just don't feel ambitious enough to shave, but now that I have a job I can't really do it anymore.

 

[James Swinton]

If I don't shave for a few weeks my brother calls me a Wookie(I am one mighty hairy person lol), im cool with that

 

[thespyisdead]

i dunno... never tried... just fine with my mustache for now

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

All I can grow are rockin' sideburns. I could feed a family with my mutton chops if I grew them out.

The rest of my face...well, I have an anti-goatee. My facial hair grows everywhere except around my mouth and chin. It's pretty sorry looking if I get lazy.

I usually just shave every couple of days to keep my face looking semi-rugged without dipping into stupid. I never let it get into neckbeard territory. >.<

I have a similar problem, the hair does not grow well on the cheeks and burns area yet I can grow a majestic goatee..... If we could somehow combine our facial hair we could make one rocking beard!


Anyway, I keep the neckbeard under control.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

I've got a full beard, but I shave my neck, cause it looks ridiculous, and my lower cheeks (no, not that low) as it only comes out in measly tufts. Otherwise I've got a proper thick and bushy beard going from ear to ear with a tash that I can swirl the tips on for a dastardly look.

 

[StriderShinryu]

If I don't shave for long enough, I do start to develop one.. but I can't stand it and shave it. Even if I leave the rest of my facial hair alone, I can't stand having that hair on my neck.