Poll: Do you have tits?

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Strazdas

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I have gloriuos manboobs filled with tasty fat. want a picture?



BreakfastMan said:
So... No blood diamonds? Oh poo.
what do you think it is? Far Cry 2?
 

Thaluikhain

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Imp Emissary said:
Zhukov said:
I have eight.

All arranged very tastefully on my mantelpiece.
<.< Not sure if you're a figure collector, or a serial killer....................... ;p
Or was posting while people were posing against the mantelpiece.
 

Foolery

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And I am suddenly reminded of a Gonzossm video. I CAN MILK THESE TITS! ...that just sounds wrong. Enjoy the video, folks.
Also, I have no tits.
 
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AccursedTheory said:
Technically, all mammals have titty tissue. Its just underdeveloped in most males (And some unfortunate females. Don't worry ladies, I'm an ass man!).

But besides that little trivial technicality, mine are almost gone! I'm down to a Men's A cup at least!

damn, good job dude!

anything in particular you're doing that you find to be most effective?

OT: Well, I'm not sure what the critera for pecs/boobs are here, I've done a decent amount of lifting at the gym in the past couple years so I have actual pecs...however there is most certainly a layer of fat on top of that which gives them some more "thickness".

so...sort of?
 

DefunctTheory

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gmaverick019 said:
AccursedTheory said:
Technically, all mammals have titty tissue. Its just underdeveloped in most males (And some unfortunate females. Don't worry ladies, I'm an ass man!).

But besides that little trivial technicality, mine are almost gone! I'm down to a Men's A cup at least!

damn, good job dude!

anything in particular you're doing that you find to be most effective?
Switched to whole grain bread and rice (Flax/oat bran pita bread is also good, though generally flavorless). I don't drink any calories (And while diet sodas are okay on occasion, I don't make a habit of it). Switched to unsweetened fruit and apple sauce for snacks and dessert. Switched to lean meats (Chicken Breast, Pork Loin, Shrimp, and the occasional 95% lean ground sirloin and flank steak to get my beef on). Cut calories (I'm at about 1000-1200 calories a day, but I lead an extremely inactive life style for the most part). Don't eat more then 4 ounces of meat per meal.

But the two most effective things - I keep my meals interesting, and eat a ton of red and sweet potatoes. I stopped eatting potatoes for a week and switched to rice for a side, and my weight loss staled. Switched back to potatoes, and I'm back to over half a pound a day on average.

Weird.
 
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AccursedTheory said:
gmaverick019 said:
AccursedTheory said:
Technically, all mammals have titty tissue. Its just underdeveloped in most males (And some unfortunate females. Don't worry ladies, I'm an ass man!).

But besides that little trivial technicality, mine are almost gone! I'm down to a Men's A cup at least!

damn, good job dude!

anything in particular you're doing that you find to be most effective?
Switched to whole grain bread and rice (Flax/oat bran pita bread is also good, though generally flavorless). I don't drink any calories (And while diet sodas are okay on occasion, I don't make a habit of it). Switched to unsweetened fruit and apple sauce for snacks and dessert. Switched to lean meats (Chicken Breast, Pork Loin, Shrimp, and the occasional 95% lean ground sirloin and flank steak to get my beef on). Cut calories (I'm at about 1000-1200 calories a day, but I lead an extremely inactive life style for the most part). Don't eat more then 4 ounces of meat per meal.
damn really switched up the diet then, and 1200 calories?!?? 0_0....if I'm feeling hungry after a workout, I can down that in one meal easily...

But the two most effective things - I keep my meals interesting, and eat a ton of red and sweet potatoes. I stopped eatting potatoes for a week and switched to rice for a side, and my weight loss staled. Switched back to potatoes, and I'm back to over half a pound a day on average.

Weird.
interesting...not everyone is the same, but I'll have to keep that in mind, rice and potatoes are two of my favorite sides (great with just about any dish, yeah?) so I'll have to keep an eye on that sometime.
 

Zombie_Fish

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Yes I do. I especially love it when I can show off my boobies down at the beach.

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Also, can I give you 42,240.43 DogeCoin instead?
 

Shoggoth2588

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Zeconte said:
My wife has em, and I have my wife.. does that count?
This only "girlfriend" instead of "wife". Although if I lean over the right way...press my arms together...something less than A- maybe? Possibly? Nah, these aren't breasts...no amount of Shibari is gonna make mine pop out...maybe if I up my pop-tart intake...my metabolism should slow down sooner rather than later.
 

VanQ

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I checked the results and at this time there are over twice as many men with boobs than women with boobs on this site. Interesting.

As for me. I'm a skinny fuck, so nope I got no boobs.
 

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BreakfastMan said:
I didn't mean BIGGER boobs in the question. I meant MORE boobs. Are you really sure you don't want to total recall it?
Eh I'll pass on that too. I haven't got anywhere to put them, and more bras just equals more hassle.

JonnyHG said:
What a creepy thread. Seems like the OP just wanted to know who the females are.
If the OP wanted that, they could have just started a thread called `yo, where the women at` and we still would have responded.
It's not a secret, y'know, being a girl.
 

DefunctTheory

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VanQ said:
I checked the results and at this time there are over twice as many men with boobs than women with boobs on this site. Interesting.
An argument could be made that most of those 'Man Boob' votes were from people with the super lame answer of the 'My girlfriend has them, and I own my girlfriend, so yes' variety.

But we all know that's not true, don't we. Bunch of fatties up in here (Me included).
 

Musette

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Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.
 

Deathmageddon

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Skatologist said:
Depends, would you say either of these chaps(specifically the one on the left) had boobs?

Idk about boobs, but the one on the right definitely has a vagina. #MuhSoggyKnee
 

The Rogue Wolf

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If I had real honest woman-type tits, I wouldn't be here talking about it; I'd be playing with them. Constantly.

[small]Honestly I don't know how women resist the urge to play with 'em every day. Maybe growing up with them reduces the allure.[/small]

As for man-boobs? No. I may be a bit pudgy, but thankfully I'm not that bad off.