Poll: Do you have tits?

[mysecondlife]

number of "Yes, I have some bumble wumblers (Man)" > number of "Yes, I have some bumble wumblers (Woman)"

I don't know why but this makes me laugh.

 

[Yuuki]

Ah, a great thread for me to awkwardly hit on women.

It's not like these don't show up occasionally, the result is usually the same (around 10-15% females).

 

[Tilly]

Damn right. And I'll start a Pateron if anyone says otherwise.

 

[Silverbeard]

My whizz-bang fun-puffs can bench 50 kilograms

That's nice, honey. Mine can knock out 150 kilograms.

I'll get there someday, you big show-off, you!

 

[Chessrook44]

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

I knew a guy in school with a concave chest, saw him eat cheerios out of it.

 

[CrystalShadow]

I checked the results and at this time there are over twice as many men with boobs than women with boobs on this site. Interesting.

As for me. I'm a skinny fuck, so nope I got no boobs.

Yes... Odd, isn't it? XD
What exactly is going on around here.

I didn't mean BIGGER boobs in the question. I meant MORE boobs. Are you really sure you don't want to total recall it?

Eh I'll pass on that too. I haven't got anywhere to put them, and more bras just equals more hassle.

What a creepy thread. Seems like the OP just wanted to know who the females are.

If the OP wanted that, they could have just started a thread called `yo, where the women at` and we still would have responded.
It's not a secret, y'know, being a girl.

Bras are awful. Which is why I don't wear them. >_>
Guess having small ones has some advantages...
Though... I find myself feeling more like I need something to support then these days. Though a cami often seems to do the trick, so... ~shrug~

If I had real honest woman-type tits, I wouldn't be here talking about it; I'd be playing with them. Constantly.

[small]Honestly I don't know how women resist the urge to play with 'em every day. Maybe growing up with them reduces the allure.[/small]

Well, we probably wouldn't admit to it even if we did. XD
Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.
And, well, they-re kind of a pain.
Literally.
They hurt. Often for no reason. It's annoying.
Like, mine are sore right now. Why? I have no idea.
They aren't big, and I didn't do anything to them. they just hurt for no reason.

So... Kinda takes the fun out of it. XD

 

[Something Amyss]

Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.

I know more than a few people who would disagree.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.

I know more than a few people who would disagree.

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Nah they're pecs... >.>

 

[DefunctTheory]

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

I have a friend who's chest collapsed. He has, without a doubt, the second weirdest looking body I've ever scene (The weirdest being an extreme corset wearing lady I saw once. I have average sized man hands, and I could easily get them around her waist. She looked like a literal hour glass. Grossest thing ever.).

I am so sorry.

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

Those are all musical instruments.

For a moment, I thought she was talking about buying weird medical supplies to cut her own breast off though. Was half way through typing a 'don't hurt yourself please' post before I double checked.

 

[Something Amyss]

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

I doubt anyone would argue the nuissance thing (I can't exactly talk because I'm in a weird nether realm), but the bit about playing with them and the novelty wearing off.

 

[Jux]

No, I don't have tits. Does that mean I have to gtfo? Because I've heard a bunch of boobs saying something to that effect. At least I think they did. I dunno, sometimes I'm not sure I can trust my mammary.

How no one has applauded this punnery yet shocks me. Good job sir.

 

[CrystalShadow]

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

I doubt anyone would argue the nuissance thing (I can't exactly talk because I'm in a weird nether realm), but the bit about playing with them and the novelty wearing off.

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.

 

[Something Amyss]

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.

I'm not sure how ready I am to traumatise The Escapist. >.>

 

[CrystalShadow]

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.

I'm not sure how ready I am to traumatise The Escapist. >.>

Nyahahahah! XD
S-stop. I'll have an accident or something. XD

-ahem- Well, I shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

 

[Remus]

120 pushups every day. I got pecs bro. Do you lift? Chainmail just doesn't fit me quite right -

 

[Something Amyss]

Nyahahahah! XD
S-stop. I'll have an accident or something. XD

I'm sorry! The horror of the mental images I evoke often causes that.

-ahem- Well, I shall have to take your word for it I suppose.

It's not so much doing a lot of things, but a couple of things a lot.

 

[Musette]

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

I guess I was rambling to myself more than making an actually coherent post. Basically, I want a form of chest masculinization surgery (top surgery) because I don't like having breasts. I'd honestly rather not go into the super personal details of why I feel that way, but there's a reason why I'm serious about somehow getting the money to pay for such an expensive procedure.

The instruments I mentioned are musical instruments. I'm a percussionist (meaning that I play instruments that are typically struck like a snare drum, drumset, bongos, xylophone, etc.) and our instruments can get ridiculously pricey. My personal favorite instrument, the marimba (it kinda looks like a gaint xylophone, spanning about 8-10 feet in length) is cripplingly expensive, and many of the others are not much better. Mallets, sticks, and beaters are all objects designed for you to strike each instrument with, and their costs pile up more than most people expect. Trying to own all the things I need as a percussionist is basically going to be a lifelong endeavor because of the cost of all these items.

That puts me in a personal dilemma because that $10k I need for surgery is $10k I could have put toward buying the musical instruments that I need as I actively work toward playing professionally and eventually making my own livelihood. I hate thinking that I will need to prioritize anything over my music.

 

[Vigormortis]

On my chest? Yes and no. I've got da moobs, but they're (finally) going away. (yay me)

In my hands? Depends on who I'm with and how well I know that person. <.< [sub]Don't hurt me...[/sub]

eeyup, though they're still growing. so until further notice, I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ;3

Nothing wrong with that membership, s'far as I'm concerned. Besides, doesn't it come with a better selection of club t-shirts?

Where are you from, the past or something??? We use LAZERZ nowadays, Bruce!

The Police don't seem to like it when I try to impress passing pilots, though...

Psh, lasers are passe. The cool kids have hypno-rays.

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'Course, one could argue they've always held that power, we've just found a way to augment it.