Poll: Do you like avocados?

[liamwazhere]

I love avocados!Do you?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I had guacamole once.

It was alright, I suppose.

 

[Marter]

Nope, I don't like eating them. Makes me a little bit sick just thinking of them.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Can't say I've had avacados or guacamole. Odd, since my dad loves guacamole.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Yeah they're nice.

Scoop out the inside, mix it with tuna, then pop it back in again.

 

[Jodan]

not really

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Wow, discussion value is overflowing here.
/Sarcasm

As it is, I enjoy a good avocado every now and then, but they have seven stages:
Not ripe, not ripe, not ripe, not ripe, not ripe, not ripe and bad.

May I ask what brought to mind the idea of making this thread?

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

They're pretty good. They're fun to grow, too. I used to have a pretty decent-sized avocado plant indoors until someone brought a potted plant in from outside for the winter that had bugs on it that ate my poor plant.

 

[no oneder]

Ugh no! They're gross.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Could you add a little more discussion value next time pretty please?.

I personally adore avocados, I put them in my gourmet burgers my neighbours love so much but the problem is trying to find a good avocado in a supermarket, normally some idiot has squeezed it to shit in a vain effort to find out whether its ripe or not. And as we all know squeezing the shit out of an avocado only does one thing, it ruins that particular tasty treat for any would be avocado aficionado passing by in need of his "fix".

So here's an open letter the old ladies everywhere!

STOP RUINING MY FUCKING AVOCADO'S YOU DUMB BROADS!.

 

[liamwazhere]

Wow, discussion value is overflowing here.
/Sarcasm

May I ask what brought to mind the idea of making this thread?

Because I love avocados!

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'm from southern California. I'm contractually obligated to like them.

And I do, with gusto.

 

[kickyourass]

Ohh yeah, I mean burritos, tacos, corn chips, except maybe stuff like cake, there's little a serving of well made guacamole can't improve.

 

[unoleian]

Not a big fan of just plain ol' avocados, but I LOVE guacamole. It's awesome to smear on top of a quesadilla, or just eat with chips. Yum.

 

[Pearwood]

I went with the "there ok" option, even if the grammar does make me cry a little inside.

As far as the reason of this thread goes - guessing it has something to do with someones post count not being high enough?

 

[child of lileth]

I don't like them.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I personally adore avocados, I put them in my gourmet burgers my neighbours love so much but the problem is trying to find a good avocado in a supermarket, normally some idiot has squeezed it to shit in a vain effort to find out whether its ripe or not. And as we all know squeezing the shit out of an avocado only does one thing, it ruins that particular tasty treat for any would be avocado aficionado passing by in need of his "fix".

So here's an open letter the old ladies everywhere!

STOP RUINING MY FUCKING AVOCADO'S YOU DUMB BROADS!.

You sir, just summed up my exact feelings for buying avocadoes.
I find that I can only buy them when I'm in Costco because there are a lot less old ladies, but I still face my aforementioned seven stages problem.

 

[Blue Musician]

I love avocados!Do you?

Love them, but I do not eat them too often.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I personally adore avocados, I put them in my gourmet burgers my neighbours love so much but the problem is trying to find a good avocado in a supermarket, normally some idiot has squeezed it to shit in a vain effort to find out whether its ripe or not. And as we all know squeezing the shit out of an avocado only does one thing, it ruins that particular tasty treat for any would be avocado aficionado passing by in need of his "fix".

So here's an open letter the old ladies everywhere!

STOP RUINING MY FUCKING AVOCADO'S YOU DUMB BROADS!.

You sir, just summed up my exact feelings for buying avocadoes.
I find that I can only buy them when I'm in Costco because there are a lot less old ladies, but I still face my aforementioned seven stages problem.

I live near a Tesco's where fingerprint identification can be done on old ladies via the medium of "Avocado" and in fact you could trace their fucking steps from how badly ruined the fruit and veg isle is.

Its like the Normandy landings but instead of soldiers worn out not wanting to fight the nightmare, its bruised fruits littering the fields begging for a merciful crunch.

"Just eat me!, I'm ripe I swear it!", I hear them cry.

 

[FlameUnquenchable]

avacados are delicious.