SeanTheSheep said:
ColdStorage said:
I personally adore avocados, I put them in my gourmet burgers my neighbours love so much but the problem is trying to find a good avocado in a supermarket, normally some idiot has squeezed it to shit in a vain effort to find out whether its ripe or not. And as we all know squeezing the shit out of an avocado only does one thing, it ruins that particular tasty treat for any would be avocado aficionado passing by in need of his "fix".
So here's an open letter the old ladies everywhere!
STOP RUINING MY FUCKING AVOCADO'S YOU DUMB BROADS!.
You sir, just summed up my exact feelings for buying avocadoes.
I find that I can only buy them when I'm in Costco because there are a lot less old ladies, but I still face my aforementioned seven stages problem.
I live near a Tesco's where fingerprint identification can be done on old ladies via the medium of "Avocado" and in fact you could trace their fucking steps from how badly ruined the fruit and veg isle is.
Its like the Normandy landings but instead of soldiers worn out not wanting to fight the nightmare, its bruised fruits littering the fields begging for a merciful crunch.
"Just eat me!, I'm ripe I swear it!", I hear them cry.
