Poll: Do you like children?

[VinnyKings]

Today I was shopping and these kids were running around being little shits so I wondered what other people thought about having children.

PS: That experience has made me not want children for a while

Edit:Shit soz about the double post I accidently hit enter while I was typing. Can a Mod please delete the old thread? Thnx

Edit: By speeding up the global warming process you are effectively trying to kill millions of people in the next generation. That is what I am tryign to make out of that option.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Ah yes. They are ok.

 

[Cakes]

...I think you can add more options to the poll you already had.

 

[Mr. Grey]

I chose the most negative I could find.

For some reason I can get along with children but I find them - due to liberal upgringing partly - to be narcissistic little shits that think everything is entitled to them because their parents never told them "NO! You can't do that!" or "No! You cannot become that!".

I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule somewhere, I mean, there's no way the entire world is doomed again because of the eighties... right?

There... dragged it all the way from the other thread.

Only I changed my mind and decided I don't care so long as they don't bother me.

 

[Saris Kai]

I like my children like I like my whisky, twelve years old and with coke, Hurr Hurr

lol j/k of course but in all seriousness I never want to have kids but if I some how end up stuck with one I'll do my best to tern them into a geek.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Not a fan. Children are mostly horrible little creatures. I don't want any of my own.

 

[Sassafrass]

No I do not.
Hate the little whining S.O.Bs, always standing in the middle of anything that could be stood in the middle of.

EDIT: For the love of slow internet, why didn't the first page load quicker?
Bah!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Not really, but for some reason, they love me.

Gentlemen, for the love of god, use condoms.

 

[John Stalvern]

The only children I will ever like are my brother's and mine.

 

[OmegaXIII]

My philosophy with kids is so long as they behave themselves i am fine with them. When they start being little shits i could shoot them. However i am well aware of the fact that when said kids are your own the tolerance skyrockets - i am pretty sure that when i have kids i will be no exception.

 

[Dorian]

I don't give a mouse's mule as long as I don't hear, see, feel, smell, or SOMEHOW taste them.

I'm an impatient person, and I don't plan on having to deal with the little buggers in my life any more than I have to.

 

[madcap2112]

No I do not.
Hate the little whining S.O.Bs, always standing in the middle of anything that could be stood in the middle of.

I wholeheartedly agree.

I wouldn't mind having a kid eventually. It's other people's kids I can't stand. Every time some customer comes into the deli I work at, dragging their screaming spawn behind them, I dread it and my head hurts.

 

[Daveman]

kids are awesome, they always try and be like you so long as you're older than them... my cousin will play ANY video game because I told him how awesome they are. Plus he's a real sadistic bastard when you play co-op with him. in a funny way. I might just love him too much though.

 

[Sigel]

No thank you good sir. I made my mind up at the very early age of 8(I'm 29 now) that I was never going to have kids and I have stuck to my guns on that decision.

Edit-TW-To answer the question, no, I do not like children unless they are very, very well behaved and have an accent of some kind, preferably English or Irish.

 

[ethaninja]

I want kids of my own some day. But not right now.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Uhm? I'm afraid to respond to that question. Kids are fun to play with if you keep their imaginations expanding. If you twist that statement, I'll twist you.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I kind of like kids. I can entertain my nephew and niece who are both toddlers but I find them less than appealing company most of the time and am generally indifferent to their presence. I want to be a teacher though, maybe even a Secondary School one - Either I'm insane or I hate teenagers so much that I want to make their lives hell. I don't really know.

 

[Asturiel]

I want to have children eventually, tis natural to want to pass your genes on, however I'm not fond of children who havent been raised properly. Children who dont behave when with company or in public. Children who feel "Entitled" to everything under the sun.

Who do I blame for this? Bad parenting and the media. Oprah Winfrey i'm looking at you you wh*^$.

But yes I will have kid's and damn to hell if I dont turn them into nerds!

 

[Kiju]

Children are the future of humanity.

Does that mean I like them? ...no.

 

[SimuLord]

I hate other people's kids, but if I had my own I'm sure I would love them with all my heart. In this we find the root of every "my kid is special" asshole parent on Earth---I for one am looking forward to being a total dick when it comes to the awesomeness of my children.