Poll: Do you pee in the shower?

[HeySeansOnline]

Yes, and here are my reasons.

1) It doesn't get anywhere near my feet and is instantly drained.

2) If I do it before hand and I flush the toilet the water screws up.

3) If I do it before hand and I don't flush the bathroom smells like piss.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Totally relevant...

 

[SovietX]

If pee gave a weird disease if it touches skin, im sure our private regions and feet would be covered in sores and growths. People, just because it comes out of your penis/vagina doesnt mean its pure evil concentrated into liquid form, and you must do everything possible to avoid it. I piss in the shower and im proud of it. I have level 87 penis accuracy, so I am able to empty my bladder without spraying the contents all over the shower/bathroom/myself. The water goes to the same place, so does it really matter where it happens? Im just glad that my urine is able to find its way to its resting place no matter where I am in the bathroom.

Oh and by the way, we have all pissed our pants as children, whats wrong with pissing yourself in the shower for nostalgia sake?

Also:

But how many of you have shat into your hand and chucked it into the toilet? I have.

That may be best idea for a new sport. Dunk A Dookie or something.

 

[Vykrel]

i get out to pee it just feels weird to me that im standing in a spot where there was just a bunch of pee. i avoid standing places where i know people spit a lot too

 

[Snarky Username]

That's disgusting. You should take a piss BEFORE taking a shower.

That's disgusting. You should take a piss BEFORE taking a shower.

Unfortunately, the bladder is a cruel mistress, and fickle at that, especially when she has just woken up. Besides, if you aim right at the drain, almost nothing gets out of it and the little bit that does is washed down between all of the water and soap.

 

[CplDustov]

I pee in the shower, then I don't shower.

hahahahah ahaha awesome

 

[Adzma]

I find it very unhygienic and rather gross. That said I have done it a few times, but they were very desperate times.

 

[smithy_2045]

If the need arises, let it flow.

 

[Ethylene Glycol]

Of course I do! Feels good man.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

Two times, both times directly into the drain before showering.
Erection....

I don't pee in the shower cause i hate the smell of damping pee.
I hate the thought of breathing it in.

On another note its not at all disgusting to pee in the shower, urine is one of the cleanest liquids on earth.
If you drink enough water it would pretty much be a disinfectant.
Its actually healthy to drink, not that i'd ever do that.

 

[blankedboy]

Some people are weird for not doing so.

 

[Devil's Due]

That's just wrong... All I can ask to those who urinate in the shower: What if someone urinated ON you in the shower, say a special other, or in a group shower at the gym, would you still be okay with it? I mean after all, like you all say, it still ends up in the drain and the water rushes it off.

 

[Wolf-AUS]

If I need to while I'm in there I do, but I don't go in there with the aim of pissing. Interesting fact, in basic (where 40 guys share 8 showers) we were encouraged to piss on our feet because it kills tinea, we made a designated shower to piss in so we didn't have everyone pissing in all the showers, even though they were cleaned daily.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Completely relevant. What some of us find to be acceptable, some of us do not.

I selected Pie by the way. I piss in Pies.

Calumon: I get pies from outside the house. >.<

 

[lettucethesallad]

What? Eww.

 

[Enkidu88]

Urine is actually completely sterile if you get right down to it (unless you have a bladder infection), so I fail to see how peeing in the shower is anything bad. It's not going to cause mass infection or anything, and as has already been said it's going down the drain anyway. Sure, its probably not the best place to do it, but if you have to go you have to go.

 

[dbungus2000]

No, because, as a male, the closest my feet get to a proper washing is when they're soaking in the soapy water while I'm taking a shower. Peeing in that would be counter productive.

I find it very unhygienic and rather gross. That said I have done it a few times, but they were very desperate times.

That's just wrong... All I can ask to those who urinate in the shower: What if someone urinated ON you in the shower, say a special other, or in a group shower at the gym, would you still be okay with it? I mean after all, like you all say, it still ends up in the drain and the water rushes it off.

geez you guys. First off all heres some facts that you all seem to need.... Did you know that urine is sterile. Did you know that you could drink it? Urine is 95 per cent water, but it also contains small quantities of nutrients including calcium, folic acid, iron, magnesium and zinc. people do actually drink it for their health. The Aztecs used it to prevent wounds becoming infected.Research in the 1990s claimed that drinking urine could cure jet lag. Self-urine therapy dates back 5,000 years to ancient India, where it was known as "shivambu shastra" and seen as a way of rejuvenating body and soul. A verse in Proverbs advises: "Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well.
theres some copy pasta for you all.
now theres the "Omg you guys i cant piss in the shower or else Ill get dirty again!"

 

[Beryl77]

No, I've never done that and I don't think I'll ever do it. It just feels really awkward and why should I, when the toilet is right beside the shower.

 

[trophykiller]

It's a huge mess not to, and the water makes you need to, so yes. Oh, and it's quite relaxing compared to regular toilet peeing. heck, sometimes I'll hold it before the shower for extra relaxation.

plus, it all washes away in like 3 seconds and helps save water, which saves the environment, which saves kittens. And I love kittens. Like this one:

Or this:

Or even this:

 

[white_salad]

Seems to me that people think we who pee in showers urinate on ourselves.
Fear not fair people, for my stream is strong, my aim is righteous, and my drain is at least an inch in diameter!

And thus, the "Gamers Who Pee in the Shower" Group was born, hence our motto:

"My stream is strong and my aim is righteous, in order to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women."

the quote needs a "...as I pee on them" on the end.