BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
BrassButtons said:
Quaxar said:
That video is a highly inaccurate portrayal of paleontologists. I didn't see those monkeys drink a
single beer.
Well they're
savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
Fascinating. I only study modern, domesticated paleontologists. I must admit to being fairly ignorant of their wild ancestors.
They are quite a thing those wild ones, unfortunately though they are now pretty much extinct because they just couldn't keep up with the agressive brawling abilities of their more drunk competitors.
As you can see
Paleopithecus was quite a bit hairier than most modern specimen of
Homo excavatum, since with the advancements of digging techniques developed in pub gatherings more dirt would accumulate in their thick fur so losing hair turned out to be an advantage as it allowed them to go longer and deeper without needing a shower. And that of course meant more discoveries, which in turn secured bigger research grants for their group.
But it also meant less protection from the sun, thus beer also developed as a means of forgetting your various sunburns.
Damn, now I really want to submit a paper to Nature. But I'd probably get blacklisted for that...
BiscuitTrouser said:
Quaxar said:
Well they're savage. Domestication of wild paleontologists only happened a few centuries ago as a result of the development of modern pubs, which allowed them to gather in bigger groups and exchange digging techniques much more efficiently. Discoveries in remains from several roughly 300 year-old digging sites indicate a general blood alcohol level of no more than a third of the current average in a European paleontology population.
It only just occurred to me after reading this that my uncle, an archaeologist, is CONSTANTLY talking about how we should be at the pub with his paleontology/archaeology buddies. Its true. Its their natural congregation site. Their home. I know sincerely regret declining his offer and missing out on being allowed inside the pack.
Truly they are an enigmatic and wondrous people.
Indeed. You could have studied them. Maybe even witnessed one of the seldom attempts of the two subspecies at cross-mating!
I hear seeing a paleontologist trying to pass an Australopithecus thighbone off as one of a 14th century French monarch to attract female archeologists is quite a sight.