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I am a lover of dragons because I am a dragon. Dragons are literally my favorite thing ever. I cannot think of anything cooler to exist (yes they exist, for my theories on where they are see further down). In fact, it is my belief (and I use that term very loosely) that time was created when a time and space transcending dragon breathed, time is just us riding the wave of that great dragon's breathing.
Now for Fightgarr's theory on the locational displacement and disappearance of dragons:
Dragons (or at least equivalent beings) have been seen in the mythologies of almost every culture in the world. This must mean that dragons have some truth to them, correct? But why don't we ever see them anymore? Fightgarr has some theories. Here they are:
Theory 1 - They can transcend space
Dragons are awesomely powerful... they can probably teleport, or enter other dimensions or some awesome shit like that. They're pretty awesome that way. This is why we can't find them.
Theory 2 - They can transcend time
Like I said before dragons are fucking powerful... they either built a time machine or can travel through time by way of their wicked powers. In this way they are effectively extinct, which brings me to theory #3.
Theory 3 - They are extinct
This would be very sad but is a possibility we must potentially face. You know who I blame for this? YOU!!
Theory 4 - They're still in the wild
It was usually believed that dragons lived in wilderness areas. It is possible that they live so deep underground, in the ocean or in the woods that we cannot find them. Either that, or they are very elusive in the woods. Probably hanging out with bigfoot or something.
Theory 5 - They live among us
This one has three sub-theories. Number 1: they live in the sewers (not likely). Number 2: they are invisible (also unlikely, we'd accidentally run into them too much). Number 3: They can turn into humans (this one is the most likely, their powers are awesome sometimes).
Theory 6 - They were displaced into space
Dragons may have either moved into space or have always lived there. Awesome... SPACE DRAGONS!!!
EDIT: Can anyone tell I really fucking love dragons!?
I am a lover of dragons because I am a dragon. Dragons are literally my favorite thing ever. I cannot think of anything cooler to exist (yes they exist, for my theories on where they are see further down). In fact, it is my belief (and I use that term very loosely) that time was created when a time and space transcending dragon breathed, time is just us riding the wave of that great dragon's breathing.
Now for Fightgarr's theory on the locational displacement and disappearance of dragons:
Dragons (or at least equivalent beings) have been seen in the mythologies of almost every culture in the world. This must mean that dragons have some truth to them, correct? But why don't we ever see them anymore? Fightgarr has some theories. Here they are:
Theory 1 - They can transcend space
Dragons are awesomely powerful... they can probably teleport, or enter other dimensions or some awesome shit like that. They're pretty awesome that way. This is why we can't find them.
Theory 2 - They can transcend time
Like I said before dragons are fucking powerful... they either built a time machine or can travel through time by way of their wicked powers. In this way they are effectively extinct, which brings me to theory #3.
Theory 3 - They are extinct
This would be very sad but is a possibility we must potentially face. You know who I blame for this? YOU!!
Theory 4 - They're still in the wild
It was usually believed that dragons lived in wilderness areas. It is possible that they live so deep underground, in the ocean or in the woods that we cannot find them. Either that, or they are very elusive in the woods. Probably hanging out with bigfoot or something.
Theory 5 - They live among us
This one has three sub-theories. Number 1: they live in the sewers (not likely). Number 2: they are invisible (also unlikely, we'd accidentally run into them too much). Number 3: They can turn into humans (this one is the most likely, their powers are awesome sometimes).
Theory 6 - They were displaced into space
Dragons may have either moved into space or have always lived there. Awesome... SPACE DRAGONS!!!
EDIT: Can anyone tell I really fucking love dragons!?
