Poll: Dreams

[Spleeni]

I have extremely long dreams; when other people describe their dreams to me, it sounds like a couple hour long thing. Mine feel like many hours; days sometimes. Occasionally I'll forget what day it is because I'll of gone through a dream week.

 

[Labyrinth]

I have a recurring dream that... troubles me.

I dream I'm playing chess against Bobby Fischer. Ridiculous I know. I'm shit at chess and have if I had an ELO rating it'd probably be in the double digits. Anyway I'm playing this game of chess and I'm winning, which is bizare enough, but as I'm preparing to make my final move Fischer stands up and swipes the board, knocking chess pieces everywhere. This isn't a big suprise of course, Fischer was kind of known for being a bit a douchebag, but what he does next is what troubles me. He undoes his trousers, turns around, and takes a shit onto me and the chess board.
What's worse is that each time the dream occurs everything remains the same execpt the type of shit he produces. Sometimes it's a hefty, straied-out log. Others it's a spray of caramel covered shit particles. Occasionally it's a stringy mess of curly wurly like strands. Each time I see the shit with perfect clarity.

Sometimes I think I may be going mad.

Freud would have lots to say about this. Your mother interrupted the toilet training stage of your childhood with her obsessive cleanliness, leaving you with an obsession with excretion and anal activities.

 

[Dommyboy]

I have a recurring dream that... troubles me.

I dream I'm playing chess against Bobby Fischer. Ridiculous I know. I'm shit at chess and have if I had an ELO rating it'd probably be in the double digits. Anyway I'm playing this game of chess and I'm winning, which is bizare enough, but as I'm preparing to make my final move Fischer stands up and swipes the board, knocking chess pieces everywhere. This isn't a big suprise of course, Fischer was kind of known for being a bit a douchebag, but what he does next is what troubles me. He undoes his trousers, turns around, and takes a shit onto me and the chess board.
What's worse is that each time the dream occurs everything remains the same execpt the type of shit he produces. Sometimes it's a hefty, straied-out log. Others it's a spray of caramel covered shit particles. Occasionally it's a stringy mess of curly wurly like strands. Each time I see the shit with perfect clarity.

Sometimes I think I may be going mad.

Freud would have lots to say about this. Your mother interrupted the toilet training stage of your childhood with her obsessive cleanliness, leaving you with an obsession with excretion and anal activities.

Ahh yes, that's so simple and logical, how could anyone not reside to that conclusion?

 

[Ultrajoe]

Why are your poll options questions?

And i never remember my dreams, i never have.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I was quite surprised when I was first asked that question. I assumed everyone dreamed in colour.

If the popular theory is true, a hellova lot of people on The Escapist are creative.

 

[Espionage Caterpillar]

I dream in fluent crazy. Usually full colour, I can't remember ever having a black and white dream. You could try Googling Psychology/Dreams for Psychology articles, but it's all contraversial, because little of it can be proved. What is certain is that most people dream. Some people dream in colour, some never do, some dream in colour and in black and white.

 

[Falconus]

I have extremely realistic dreams where I get up, talk to people and just go about my day. everything's completely normal and then all of a sudden I wake up. needless to say this can be very confusing sometimes.

My weirdest dream ever is this huge upside-down empty white space with a little daisy in the middle of it. a few moments are spent looking at the flower and then all of a sudden two huge swarms of bugs start coming in from opposite directions, one swarm of ants and the other beatles. I get lots of lovely close ups of chittering bugs and the moment they reach the flower everything goes grey and shatters and I wake up with the falling sensation. I've been getting this every so often since I was seven.

 

[MarcusStrout]

I looked it up a while ago. I dream in a color corresponding to the ol' mood ring color chart. It's actually sweet.

Oh, and my favorite dreams were my nightmares, cause if you force yourself to turn on whateverthefuck is scaring you (big clown or t-rex in my living room for me) and run at it, my brain shuts down, or tunes up, or whatever, and I forcibly enter REM. THAT is my favorite.

 

[MarcusStrout]

Oh, and your brain is a quarthex. Like the universe.

 

[fedpayne]

Dream in colour. I had a weird dream last night, that I realised a MASSIVE flaw in the plot of Call of Duty 4.

OH! I've just remembered what it is (after having sat here a few minutes trying to remember) Not actually that massive, but, when in the news broadcast at the end they mention the nuclear weapons that fell in the sea, and the tanker from the first mission, you woulda thought the news wouldn't get by without being DOMINATED by an ENTIRE CITY being destroyed by nuclear weapons.

 

[DiamondJim]

I usually have those sort of 'go about your day' dreams, then you wake up, and you're pissed 'cause you haven't even showered yet. Either that or some sort of batshit crazy mashup that I don't remember when I wake up.

Also, I hope one day to attain enlightenment. For it is then you dream in the ultimate colors... 8-bit.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I sometimes remember snippets of my dreams, but not much. All I know is that they are all in color.

 

[Hawgh]

The last thing I remember from one of my dreams was that it had an old woman(grandmotherlike) who had turned into a zombie, she was pooping spiders.

I didn't sleep the rest of that night, nor very well the next night.

I think it was in color.

 

[Auron555]

1080p, surround sound, pure blu-ray hi-def channel magnavox majesty.

I dream in color.

 

[Easykill]

It varies, but usually I dream with that sort of psychic sensing without really sensing anything, short segments or snapshots of colour images, and narration. Some of my dreams are really real though. Well, not real, they seem real. I don't think I'm seeing stuff that's actually happening or anything.

 

[kelnadine]

I had a recurring dream that was in black and white, but that was several years ago. Most of my dreams are in color. I've actually had dreams where the colors are more vivid and...real, I guess, than they seem in real life.

 

[Good morning blues]

I don't ever recall dreaming in black and white, but I do recall a couple of dreams where particular objects were much more strongly coloured than others.

I don't remember my dreams very often. When I do, they're almost always about running away from something or having sex with something.

 

[Labyrinth]

I had a recurring dream that was in black and white, but that was several years ago. Most of my dreams are in color. I've actually had dreams where the colors are more vivid and...real, I guess, than they seem in real life.

LSD trip-esque? Because that happens to me a lot. Or they occur in fast-forward.

 

[ZantetsukenQ]

Had a random dream that I had a foldable cardboard bag that when "opened up" turned into a Mustang GT. I then proceeded to foil the mafia in their attempts at random crime. These actions have yet to happen in real life. I'm silently optimistic. It was colour but in faded 70's style

 

[Labyrinth]

Had a random dream that I had a foldable cardboard bag that when "opened up" turned into a Mustang GT. I then proceeded to foil the mafia in their attempts at random crime. These actions have yet to happen in real life. I'm silently optimistic. It was colour but in faded 70's style

You have to have a CD player in it, blasting The Grand Conjuration.