Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

If you don't know what an abridged series is, it's basically a parody of a specific series, LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series being the most popular.

So what's your favorite quote? It can be from any series.

Mine is from TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged series, Episode Nine 2:21-2:33

Nappa- OOH A frizbee, Vegeta
Vegeta- NO NAPPA IT'S A TRICK!
Nappa- But Vegeta, Trix are for kids.
Vegeta- ........You know, on second thought Nappa, catch it.....catch it with your teeth.....

 

[jobobob]

Been a while since ive seen one but i remember screw the rules i have money.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"But Mister Kaiba, the men want to go home for Xmas."
"Screw the Yules, I have money!"


Bakura doesn't get enough time as Limey Man though

 

[NeutralDrow]

I can't really decide. Favorite quotes from...

From Yugioh, it's a tie between:

"Huh? YUGI, YOU LITTLE (BEEP)! YOU SON OF A F(BEEP)ING (BEEP) (BEEP BEEP BEEP)! I?M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) AND THEN (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) WITH (BEEPBEEPBEEP) IN THE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) AND (BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) YOUR (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) SO THEN YOU?LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS! (BEEP) (He finally notices Tea staring at him.) Hm? Hi there."

And..."Oh my god, a giant rock!"

From Naruto...

"*beatbeatbeatbeat* Gaara, of the FUNK!"

"Oh, yes Kabuto, I'm just fine and dandy! Life is full of kittens and sunshine and NO I'M NOT F***ING OKAY! MY SOUL ARMS GOT RIPPED OFF, HOW DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

From DBZ...

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?!
Vegeta: It's... one thousand and six.
Nappa: ...Really?
Vegeta: Yeah. Kick his ass, Nappa!
Nappa: Yaaaaay!
(Nappa gets his ass handed to him by Goku)
Vegeta: Hmmm... that doesn't seem right... wait, wait, wait wait! Nappa!
Nappa: (collapses at Vegeta's feet) Whaaaaat?!
Vegeta: I had the Scouter upside down. Its Over Nine Thousand. (calmly crushes Scouter) Rah.
Nappa: Why do you sound so bored?!

From Avatar...

"Kung Fu Action Jesus!"

 

[Erana]

"Fucking birds."

"I'm pouting!"

"Blah, blah blah, Card games, blah."
"Blah , blah, blah, defense mode, blah."
"Blah blah?!"
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"Man, I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die!
Ha, ha! You have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison."

 

[artemkin]

'Screw the money, i have rules!...wait let me rephrase that'
or something along those lines ?

 

[Aardvark Soup]

"I've lost a children's card game. My life is worthless now!"

 

[Seldon2639]

"No! I am not having my falling in love montage to a cover"
*The original "Then I Saw Her Face" begins to play*
"So you're saying that the Monkees have more cred than Smashmouth?"
"The Monkees have more cred than someone? It's a sad day for music."

"Teacher, Kurono has a boner."
"Kurono, did you bring enough erection for the entire class?"
"No, ma'am, just enough for the girls."

 

[SmilingKitsune]

There are just so many from Yu-gi-oh the abridged series, "Screw the rules I have green hair"-Seto Kaiba.
"Only adults are allowed to play a children's card game"-several characters.

 

[Syntax Error]

From DBZ Abridged:

"I just had an aneurysm due to sheer stupidity." and

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[GodofDisaster]

From yugioh abridged.

Bakura: Guys I have just taken control of this girls body and I must say it feels bloody briliant.

Or the opening lines the pharoh does every episode.

Heres a few.

Welcome to buffy the vampire slayer. Just kidding its only yugioh.

Does anyone remember when Bakura was on this show? Neither do I.

Hello and welcome to yugioh abridged according to wikipedia we don't exist.

The last one is from naruto abridged.

Gaara to the three rain ninja: Alright I'll let you guys go if you beat me in DDR

Rain ninja: Er what?

Gaara: Go (Dances to music while the DDR score screen comes up, he gets a perfect score. The other guy however doesn't.

Gaara: The funk wasn't with you. "Funk coffin"

Gaara to the other two rain ninja: You guys are next.

Rain ninja: Uh thats ok we only play beat mania.

Gaara pauses for a while: You guys are so fucking dead.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

You Kids Today and your Millennium Items, and your card games, and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activiated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination... and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube-dot-com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your...

~Grandpa Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged

EDIT:

...And your laser disks and your rotary phones and your bronze age and your machinimas and your Joss Whedon's Dollhouse and your sliced bread and your quilts and your fax machines and your X Men and your...

 

[Gigaguy64]

oh god.
my thred, it live on!!!!
anyway, there are so many but im gonna go with a couple of classics
Ygotas.]

Tia: Im going to beat you mai, then it will prove that women are equal to men!
(sitcom laughter)......
Tia: Im serious!!!
(cricket)...
Tristan(off stage): Take off your clothes!.

and Naruto the Abriged Series.

Iruka-sensei: Ok now to the first order of busness of our ninja meeting, WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GIENT ROCK ON OUR MEETING TABLE?!?!?
so many good ones, so little time to type them all.

 

[Sparrow]

Probally...:

"We only play beat mania!"

"Oh, you guys are so fucking dead."

Or, maybe:

"Brooklyn rage!"

 

[Gigaguy64]

SNIP

oh man, i love the openings.
the one for the Duke Devlen Ep anyone?

WARNING This episode contains coupious amounts of Duke Devlen.
Do not look directly at Duke Devlen, he's very pretty.
See, see how pretty he is? he's very pretty.
Id like to run my fingers through his hair, and im just a voice.
Well without further adue, enjoy your crappy anime cartoon.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

"BROOKLYN RAAAGGEEE-AH."

~ Joey Wheeler

Best. Quote. Ever.

 

[ohgodalex]

I don't have a favorite quote.
... In America.

 

[Hollock]

from elfin leid the abridged series R.I.P: "would you have me any other way?" "YES!!!!" man his voices did kinda suck but it was the best next to yugioh

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"My affluence makes a mockery of the regulations!"

Or something similar.