Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote
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this one made me laugh for weeks on end. then theres this one from the movie.AdhesiveTape said:
"shut up. your going to die, and then youll be dead, becouse i killed you!"
From Gantz (by hbi2k)
"Kurono remeber law 44"
"Kato this is no time for porn. Wow I can't believe I'm saying that"
"Not ule 34. Law 44"
"Oh, Yeah Kuro-ownage!!"
Clucky: "Fool! That overused joke won't work on me!"
"Pasifism Barrage!!!!"
"How is this 'pacifism' anything? You're not a pacifist at all!"
*punch*"And that was threatening to rape me. Now have you learned your lesson?"
"Yes. Oh god yes"
"Good. And this is for questioning my commitment to pasifism"
From Naruto
"I don't need the Rasengan. Go Clucky!!"*boom*
"Curkamotherfuckin'do"
From DBZ:
Piccalo looking at moon
"STOP MOCKING ME!!!"
*Blasts moon*
"Kurono remeber law 44"
"Kato this is no time for porn. Wow I can't believe I'm saying that"
"Not ule 34. Law 44"
"Oh, Yeah Kuro-ownage!!"
Clucky: "Fool! That overused joke won't work on me!"
"Pasifism Barrage!!!!"
"How is this 'pacifism' anything? You're not a pacifist at all!"
*punch*"And that was threatening to rape me. Now have you learned your lesson?"
"Yes. Oh god yes"
"Good. And this is for questioning my commitment to pasifism"
From Naruto
"I don't need the Rasengan. Go Clucky!!"*boom*
"Curkamotherfuckin'do"
From DBZ:
Piccalo looking at moon
"STOP MOCKING ME!!!"
*Blasts moon*
And many more quotesNoMoreSanity said:
Oh, I just remembered my favorite quote from Naruto Abridged!
Hokage: It appears that a student who hasn't even graduated from the academy somehow got past five jounin, seven chuunin and five gennin and stole our most precious scroll. Can somebody please explain to me how this happened?
Assembled Ninja: We're sorry Hokage...
Hokage: It appears that a student who hasn't even graduated from the academy somehow got past five jounin, seven chuunin and five gennin and stole our most precious scroll. Can somebody please explain to me how this happened?
Assembled Ninja: We're sorry Hokage...
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Kaiba- What did your balls just drop in the last 5 minutes or something what the hell happened to your voice!?
Kaiba- What did your balls just drop in the last 5 minutes or something what the hell happened to your voice!?
Alternate Reality Dragonball Z 44
Gohan: It's all my fault. I'm a jinx. Dad died because I'm a jinx. He had faith in me in Alternate Reality and died. Clearly anyone in this series who has faith in me will die. I'm a jinx. *cries*
Piccolo: You're not a jinx Gohan. Jinxes do not exist.
Gohan: Then You still have faith in my Piccolo?
Piccolo: Hell No! I don't wanna die.
(don't worry it gets better)
Trunks: How cruel Piccolo. Don't worry Gohan, I still have faith in you
*dies*
Vegeta: HOLY CRAP HE IS A JINX!
YGOTAS 10
Yami: With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle shattering it's floatation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
I just like it because he didn't make anything up. That was exactly what happened.
Gohan: It's all my fault. I'm a jinx. Dad died because I'm a jinx. He had faith in me in Alternate Reality and died. Clearly anyone in this series who has faith in me will die. I'm a jinx. *cries*
Piccolo: You're not a jinx Gohan. Jinxes do not exist.
Gohan: Then You still have faith in my Piccolo?
Piccolo: Hell No! I don't wanna die.
(don't worry it gets better)
Trunks: How cruel Piccolo. Don't worry Gohan, I still have faith in you
*dies*
Vegeta: HOLY CRAP HE IS A JINX!
YGOTAS 10
Yami: With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle shattering it's floatation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
I just like it because he didn't make anything up. That was exactly what happened.
YGOTAS 18
Yami: blah blah card games blah
Pegasus: blah blah blah attack mode blah
Yami: blah blah blah?
Pegasus: blah
and not to mention every time they bring out their invisible guns...
Yami: blah blah card games blah
Pegasus: blah blah blah attack mode blah
Yami: blah blah blah?
Pegasus: blah
and not to mention every time they bring out their invisible guns...
Goku - "Hey! Thanks for all this great food!"
Princess Snake - "Oh it's no problem, least I could do to make up. But wasn't there something you had to do? Something about sayans... and the earth...?"
Goku- "..... CRAP OH CRAPOHCRAP"
also
Kaiba - "I'm too rich to die!" *said right before leaping out of a window to avoid invisable guns*
Princess Snake - "Oh it's no problem, least I could do to make up. But wasn't there something you had to do? Something about sayans... and the earth...?"
Goku- "..... CRAP OH CRAPOHCRAP"
also
Kaiba - "I'm too rich to die!" *said right before leaping out of a window to avoid invisable guns*
I'm gonna die! I can't believing Im going to die in a show about fucking card games!" "don't worry, in a couple of hours the sun will rise!" "what that have to do with anything" "'sobbing' I don't know but it's true!"
Oh my god a giant rock!
and DBZ abridged
"Mister Piccolo has been teaching all kinds of new things. he's a little mean sometimes but under he's really a nice" gohan gets shot in the back by a laser and is lying in a smoking crater
Piccolo (offscreen): DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, hell I don't have a favorite. too many of them are so good
Oh my god a giant rock!
and DBZ abridged
"Mister Piccolo has been teaching all kinds of new things. he's a little mean sometimes but under he's really a nice" gohan gets shot in the back by a laser and is lying in a smoking crater
Piccolo (offscreen): DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, hell I don't have a favorite. too many of them are so good
1 basic quote, 3 manifestations.
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"You can't just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn"
"Screw the rules, I have money"
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"You can't fire us... What about all the money you've spent on this project?"
"Screw the money, I have rules... Wait..."
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"What about the yuletide season?"
"Screw the yules, I have money"
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edit: also, one more...
"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy"
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"You can't just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn"
"Screw the rules, I have money"
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"You can't fire us... What about all the money you've spent on this project?"
"Screw the money, I have rules... Wait..."
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"What about the yuletide season?"
"Screw the yules, I have money"
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edit: also, one more...
"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy"
Naruto Abridged for the win!
Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Makeout Paradise: the book on tape. Read to you by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold: Chapter 1: Cherry Bloosom Romance Forever. "YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE!" she said. "The cherry blossoms are coming, and they are going to take my tortillas! GET THAT COW OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
And...
Tamari: I'm Tamari, and I'm Vegita3986's girlfriend and...
MasakoX: Vegita, what the heck are you doing?
Vegita3986: Just shut up and go along with it!
MasakoX: Dude, but you can't do that!
Vegita3986: Oh, come on!
MasakoX: Give me that mic!
(you hear a struggle)
MasakoX: You're acting like a kid. Now where were we...
(cut to Hinata)
Hinata: Sorry Naruto, but I'm going out with MasakoX.
Vegita 3986: WHAT THE (beep), YOU FREAKING HYPOCRITE! GIVE ME THE MIC BACK!
Naruto Abridged for the win.
Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Makeout Paradise: the book on tape. Read to you by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold: Chapter 1: Cherry Bloosom Romance Forever. "YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE!" she said. "The cherry blossoms are coming, and they are going to take my tortillas! GET THAT COW OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
And...
Tamari: I'm Tamari, and I'm Vegita3986's girlfriend and...
MasakoX: Vegita, what the heck are you doing?
Vegita3986: Just shut up and go along with it!
MasakoX: Dude, but you can't do that!
Vegita3986: Oh, come on!
MasakoX: Give me that mic!
(you hear a struggle)
MasakoX: You're acting like a kid. Now where were we...
(cut to Hinata)
Hinata: Sorry Naruto, but I'm going out with MasakoX.
Vegita 3986: WHAT THE (beep), YOU FREAKING HYPOCRITE! GIVE ME THE MIC BACK!
Naruto Abridged for the win.
Marik: Whahahaha! Those fools have fallen right into my trap!
Joey: "So, what's your name?"
Marik: Crap in a bucket! I hadn't thought of this!
Joey: "So, what's your name?"
Marik: Crap in a bucket! I hadn't thought of this!
