Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[oppp7]

Tristian: Yugi's crazy! Crazy I tell you!
Yugi: Shut up Tristian, or I'll rip out your escophagus and feed it to you.

 

[sms_117b]

Yu-Gi-Oh! TAS:

*looking through Joey's deck*
Yu-Gi thinks 'Wow these cards are awesome, the Dark Magician! Wow, I'm so having that'
Yu-Gi "Wow Joey these cards really suck, say lets go back to my grndpas shop and build you a new deck"

Kaiber "Obelisk the Tormentor"
Joey and Tristan in harmony "Toooooooooooooorment"

Pegasus "Remember kids, gambling is good for yooooooooooooooou"

 

[Kyman102]

Okay, from DBZA, I have a couple. Most involve Vegeta's descent into madness.

Goku: *After hitting Vegeta into a rock pillar* Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: ... Yes, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing in here but ice cream and gumdrops.
Goku: Oh, sounds fun! Can I come in?
Vegeta: ... I'm surrounded by idiots...
Goku: I thought you were surrounded by ice cream and gumdrops.
Vegeta: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Or

Vegeta: I'm one of the elite, and you're just a low-level grunt.
Goku: What?
Vegeta: ... Okay, think of it this way. You're beef jerky, and I'm fillet minyon (Or however you spell it).
Goku: Oh! I like both of those things!
Vegeta: ... I'm going to start hitting you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop.

And who could forget

Vegeta: *After getting blasted into the sky* Okay, this is not going well. I have no choice. I'll have to transform into the mighty Oozaru and then I'll- Where's the moon? WHERE'S THE F***ING MOON?!

 

[Dorian]

My favorite quote?
Oh, no no no no no no no. NO.
I do BETTER than quote!

Spoiler: MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[infested]

I forget which character says it, its probly sonic... but here goes

"Well guys, we just spent a whole game gathering the Chaos Emeralds, should we hide them somewhere safe so noone can get them, or should we lose them again so we have to spend another 78th game trying to find them?"

"Lets hide them"

"Hmm... I know! I'll lose them again so we have to spend another 48th game trying to find them again! WEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Azraellod]

Marik Ishtar: soon i shall destroy everything you hold dear... i mean, hello."

best one i can think of right now.

 

[ShadeFox]

DBZ abridged
Vegeta: Thats it Im killing you AND you whole planet...BIG BANG....
Goku: ooo.... pretty...
Vegeta: ATTACK
Goku: oh crap!! KAIO-KEN
Vegeta: nooo....
Goku: TIMES...
Vegeta: no, no, noo....
Goku: FOUR!!!!
*Bigbang is reflected*
Vegeta: NO NO NO NOOOOOOO FFFFFFFFFFFFFF...................

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis!

 

[Sonicron]

Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged:

- "Waaaa! Waaaa! Baby Pharaoh want milk. Someone fetch me a nipple!"

- "Wow, this guy sure likes talking about his hair..."
- "Wow, this guy sure likes talking about America..."

- "Attention duelists! My hair is assaulting you!"

- "My hair is in love!"
*shmaltzy music*
- "REJECTED!"
- "Wait, come back! My hair wants to marry you!
*slams against steel door*
- "Ow, my hair!"

 

[The_Echo]

My voice gives me super strength.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Tristan: Holy *beep* on a *beep* sandwich, with *beep* on top....and a side helping of *beep*.

also....

Yugi: Now feel the wrath of my Egyptian Rage!
Joey: How is that any different from Brooklyn rage?
Yugi: Because I said Egyptian!

 

[Spleenbag]

I absolutely love the Dragon Ball Z ones, especially the following dialogue sequence:

"Let's establish the pecking order. There's you, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's stool, Kame, then Popo! Any questions?"

"Yeah, I--- AAAAAAH!"

"Enjoy the climb back up... *****!"

 

[kantalupa]

Yami: Man, I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die! Ha, ha! You have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison

yugi: hey grampa. can i see your super special awesome chocolatey fudge coated mega super card?

joey and tristan: we're tormenting you!!

 

[traceur_]

Goku:Hey piccolo, can I ask you something?

Piccolo: What?

Goku: You're not human either right?

Piccolo: Yeh...

Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are... are you a yoshi?

Piccolo: Yes Goku, I'm a green f***in dinosaur!

 

[flare09]

Screw the rules! I have money!

 

[Meado]

"We update almost as often as VGCats." Cracks me up every time I hear it.

 

[VeX1le]

"Apparently my dad gave me a gaydar because i look so bloody enfeminate"(i suck at spelling)

 

[Del-Toro]

Only ever seen Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series
Bakura: HELP! This supermodel is one of my fangirls!
Yugi, Tea, Tristan: NOT A FANGIRL!

Malik: Oh aren't you the cutest thi.. NO! In my new world, all birds will be enslaved, especially this one, and he shall be named mr. Tweetums. FOR IT IS VERY EVIL!

Malik: I'm going to steal the millenium puzzle to steal the pharoah's power for my own. Also, I might kill him.
Bakura: You MIGHT kill him, don't you think that's a rather important detail to just skim over like that?
Malik: I never said that my plan was well though out, just that it was incredibly evil.