Well, there's no evidence that the Trojan Horse ever existed except for stories, it's kind of like a lot of the Bible stories. They may of happened, but in all likelihood they're just very metaphorical stories to help you or warn you about something.A3sir said:
This. Also, I felt wooden horses were lacking representation. You gotta know your constituents, man.ToastiestZombie said:
I personally think you shouldn't of put RD on, instead putting Pinkie Pie or Applejack on since they don't have wings or a magical horn. And what did you say about Mr. Ed! How DARE you say things like "he has no special abilities" about Mr. Ed! He's fucking Mr. Ed!Jack the Potato said:
Well, it's supposed to be a battle, not a popularity contest. Rainbow Dash is the only pony I know of that "fights" I guess. I don't watch the show.ToastiestZombie said:
Applejack actually is a better fighter than RD, and Twilight Sparkle has the power of freakin' laser beams to help her in a fight. Barely any of the lot are pacifists, even the "shy" one can tame pretty much any animal, including ponies, with her "stare" which is basically a stare that looks into the soul of the animal and makes it obey. But really, Rainbow Dash would win simply because she has speed, nuke powers, packs a strong punch when she kicks and has agility. The other's wont stand a chance really.Jack the Potato said:
That would be haste, not speedrighthead said:
Oh come on, Mare Imbrium was too nice to be an honest contender in a battle royale like this. Now Trojan himself would have made a solid contender, but that's a horse of a different color anyways given that pretty much everyone (Well, except for the Demons, for obvious reasons...and Grossclout) feared him.lord.jeff said:
Hm, I had considered them (or one of them), but then I remembered that it's the Four HorseMEN of the Apocalypse. The special powers reside in the scary dudes riding the horses, not the horses themselves (though I'm sure the horses are still badass by horse standards). Still, this is pure horse mayhem, no riders allowed.Jamash said:Other, namely one of the Four Horses of the Apocalypse:
War, an immortal horse that immolates all in it's wake has got to be a favourite in a Horse Battle Royale, perhaps being equal with Death who, whilst not being able to set things on fire, is also immortal and makes heads explode by it's mere presence:
Even the less spectacular Horses of the Apocalypse, Famine and Pestilence, would still be odds on favourite due to their immortal, Apocalyptic nature:
However you really wouldn't want any of them taking part in this Horse Battle Royale, as their presence in the contest would seem to suggest that there are more pressing issues at hand than a mere hardest horse competition...
