Poll: Fire! Fun... or not?

[That One Six]

Well, my recent thread, 'Why would you do that?', was about the stupidest things anyone has ever seen. As I read them, I learned that 70% or more were about fire. So that brought me to this question...

Are you a pyro? If yes, give an example of pyromania you have suffered. If not, talk about stupid accidents with fire.

 

[The_Echo]

My dad accidently caused a grease fire in the kitchen once. Melted part of the microwave, singed the cabinets. The week after that he accidently set fire to the garbage can in his office with a cigarette he threw in there. Smelled awful for a couple days.

 

[ScarlettRage]

lighting the ends of my hair on fire while trying to have a smoke..
didn't really work to have my hair hanging in my face.
but i was really stoned..
probably why i quit.

 

[JRCB]

Fire is stupid. Although we did light a kid's sock on fire ('twas hilarious), I got suspended for lighting a fire. Say no to fire, kids!

 

[Halfbreed13]

hehehehehehe
BURN IT ALL

 

[That One Six]

Oh yeah, and I voted that 'Fire is Fun!'

 

[megapenguinx]

Fire is fun, but I haven't gotten chance to play with it in a long while. Last time I did I ended up exploding something in my hand.

 

[RebelRising]

I'm not a pyromaniac...but my dad is.

 

[Ontoue]

Dangit. I tried to vote Muahahaha, and clicked the bottom one. I guess I'm the idiot.

 

[That One Six]

Dangit. I tried to vote Muahahaha, and clicked the bottom one.

Thanks. I feel so loved.

 

[Lyri]

lighting the ends of my hair on fire while trying to have a smoke..
didn't really work to have my hair hanging in my face.
but i was really stoned..
probably why i quit.

I've done that so many times when I had long hair, I don't miss the burnt hair smell one iota.

I love fire, especially campfires in the middle of the woods for making bacon sarnies, oh yes.

 

[b1u3too]

Lawd I love fire. Right now I'm sitting around and giggling at the candle I lit on my desk. I suffer withdrawl from fire in the summer because I don't light up to avoid overheating my small, upper level (read: heat bin) of a room.

And I almost lit my own head on fire while staring at a candle once, but let's not talk about my drunken escapades, eh? Suffice to say that long hair can be a pain in the ass sometimes, and I don't just mean for washing.

NEEEEXT!

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I love fire. I use it to torture people sometimes. God there is Nothing like the smell of burnt flesh.
Other than using fire on people my pyromania related actions have included
burning paper, curtains, homes, dolls, water, trees, small plants, books, movies, and games.

I love fire so much.

 

[PurpleRain]

Poll... bad... no options.

How do I fit in with the poll? I'm not a pyro but I know what it is and I still like watching fire. Please cut with the polls guys.

 

[That One Six]

I once made a Nerf gun into a flaming dart shooter... All you need is a gas soaked Nerf dart, and a fire to shoot it through. Fun times... Fun times...

 

[Hexenwolf]

Man, I love fire.

I do hate getting burned, though.

This. It's eloquent.

 

[Sigel]

I love fire. I used to be a pyro, but a safe OCD pyro. I only burned paper in fireplaces and grills with water around. I have broken myself of doing that, but still love it.

 

[That One Six]

Poll... bad... no options.

How do I fit in with the poll? I'm not a pyro but I know what it is and I still like watching fire. Please cut with the polls guys.

Well, at least I gave you the option to say you hate my thread.

 

[Gondito]

Well I'm a huge pyro, probably started in cub scouts, my cub scout and boy scout troop were COMPLETE pyros, it was great.

the cool thing is my dad usually doesnt discourage my expirementation with fire, he even sometimes promotes the experiments i make in the backyard made of different types of flammables, mostly from fireworks.

A few years ago me and some friends shot a small firecracker into the air taped onto an arrow. an old grumpy neighbor a couple doors away yelled "im gonna get you!" and called the cops on us, two cops came and we ran back through the woods and walked right past the cops as they were walking back towards their vehicle. they were done the wiser.

That was a great summer. I need more fireworks...

 

[mangus]

Fire can be fun; however, Hair and fire are not friends.