Poll: First Kiss.

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Evilbunny

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I remember mine. It was extremely disappointing. I had built it up to be this huge thing. I thought I would be different after I'd had it, but it was hardly pleasurable at all and nothing really changed. It was the same thing for losing my virginity. I woke up the next morning and I was the same guy. I don't know whether the lie that sex is a life changing thing is a huge joke that everyone else but me was in on or I am just an emotionally dead robot, but damn that was not all it was cracked up to be.
 

Rawker

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i find it funny how many people havent, and i can say this because i havent either, so im laffing with ya here. i always set screwed everytime i get close to getting to it, and not the good screwed.
 

Calobi

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Hoxton said:
Calobi said:
Hoxton said:
ExaltedK9 said:
GackleBlax said:
Wanna yiff? ROFL
Sorry...what's "yiff" mean?
Make out? I think..
Think more animal. And by that, I of course mean include them.

Also, I may have accidentally reported someone. My bad.
How can you accidentally report a person?!
I sometimes forget where the "Quote" button is. Then I see something shiny and red and go "Oh look, I have found it." Right after clicking it I see the Reported! show up and I'm like "Oops."
 

Girricane

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My first kiss was in 5th grade, or rather, i kissed a girl in 5th grade. I had a crush on her, she was grossed out by me, i kissed her on the cheek and she ran screaming "eww!".

Fun times. I'm sure my psychiatrist would agree :).
 

War Penguin

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I haven't had my first kiss yet (and from the looks of things, won't have one soon either)
*Sigh* I'm sad now. I'm going to go to the bathroom and cry- I MEAN... uh... be... manly... yes, manly. Let's go with that.
 

sneakypenguin

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notoriouslynx said:
havent had mine but than again, I'm 13 so even though I didnt have it its nothing to be sad about. If you are 18 and hadnt well...
Hey I was 18 when I had mine :p

Such a minor thing looking back at it. It amuses me now when people freak about not having been kissed yet.
 

Grimrider6

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This is weird... am I the only one who doesn't remember his first kiss at all?
I mean, I remember a series of kisses in the past. I can chronologically order my girlfriends, so I know who my first kiss was with through basic deductive logic. But I can't clearly remember the time, location, or circumstance of my first kiss.
 

CraigJG

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ill always remember mine, plus i was was fat and suicidal so any love was a bonus haha
 

nokelso

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I don't remember, since it seems like my friends and I kiss each other all the time. Not like make out but random pecks, especially if we haven't seen each other in a long ass time. We're really touchy feely.
 

funksobeefy

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mine was in college haha, but what ever. Many kisses soon followed after getting over that first hurdle.
 

x434343

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Mine was about a month ago to my girl.

We basically met on Facebook. She just saw my pic and wanted to go out with me, because she thought I was handsome. (I don't.)

So, about a month and a half after we meet, we finally go out on a date. And we go see Star Trek. And about the time Kirk lands on the planet of Old Spock or whatever... Yeah. We made out during Star Trek.

In other news I'm 16.
 

CapBubba

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Ridonculous_Ninja said:
I'm 15 and I've realised that to get a girlfriend would break pretty much all my routines, and I am entirely dependant on my routines so I may be lonely for a long time.

For a long, long time.

*sigh*

Same, except a year younger....i wonder if i got a girlfriend if it would change that?
 

queensbomb

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My first kiss must not have been too memorable since I don't really remember it.

My last girlfriend though, THOSE kisses will always be memorable.
 

Good morning blues

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Grand_Poohbah said:
I kissed my first girlfriend on a cruise in the Caribbean.
I'm really enjoying the mental image of a kid taking his girlfriend on a cruise to the Caribbean and her saying "yeah, this is pretty nice, I guess I'll let him kiss me now"

I remember mine perfectly, because it was wonderful. Still the best date of my life, frankly.
 

GackleBlax

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x434343 said:
Mine was about a month ago to my girl.

We basically met on Facebook. She just saw my pic and wanted to go out with me, because she thought I was handsome. (I don't.)

So, about a month and a half after we meet, we finally go out on a date. And we go see Star Trek. And about the time Kirk lands on the planet of Old Spock or whatever... Yeah. We made out during Star Trek.

In other news I'm 16.
What could have made that night better?
Star Trek, make out session.
Did you happen to eat any cake?
 

ExaltedK9

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GackleBlax said:
ExaltedK9 said:
GackleBlax said:
Wanna yiff? ROFL
Sorry...what's "yiff" mean?
To have sex with an animal. Sick fuckers who are so desperate they screw their dog etc.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yiff
No, see you got it all wrong....

You aren't in on the inside joke, my name is ExaltedK9 you see...
 

Happy Toki Toki

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i had my first kiss at 19... how sad *sniff*
but yea, my wife to be pulled me round the side of her house and pashed me for a good long while... but thats the first time we met in person lol (long distance relationships ftw?)
 

x434343

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GackleBlax said:
x434343 said:
Mine was about a month ago to my girl.

We basically met on Facebook. She just saw my pic and wanted to go out with me, because she thought I was handsome. (I don't.)

So, about a month and a half after we meet, we finally go out on a date. And we go see Star Trek. And about the time Kirk lands on the planet of Old Spock or whatever... Yeah. We made out during Star Trek.

In other news I'm 16.
What could have made that night better?
Star Trek, make out session.
Did you happen to eat any cake?
No. Maybe Ice cream when I got home though.