Poll: First Kiss.

[Sensenmann]

Sadly I remember it. Can't say I enjoyed it. She dumped me the next day. Then on it was be rumored she was pregnant (pregnant for three years and no children? But how?). Then she went out with older men (though she was only 14), for none of her age would go with her (people hated her because other people hated her, as it goes).

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I don't remember it all that well to be honest. I kind of do kind of don't. It certainly wasn't a pleasant experience I remember. I'm pretty sure I fucked up and tried to go in with the tongue. BIG mistake. I think I still have a tooth shaped scar.

 

[himemiya1650]

I remember mine, I was scared before doing it and was shocked how over-rated it was thereafter.

 

[Ekonk]

Not yet, here.

EDIT: Wait - I remember a shitload of a long time ago, when I was like 8. Does that count?

No kiss yet, but I don't care so its all good. *cries a little inside*

There is, sadly, no such thing as 'happy single'.

 

[Aloran]

There's no option for

"It was only a few years ago so I remember it at the moment. But chances are I won't remember it at all in another few years time."

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I haven't even had a girlfriend as of now, mostly because 80% of the girls in my high school are either really stupid, drug addicted, or only go out with guys who would only date them if it meant having sex.

But when it does happen, I'll remember it. I have such a good memory, it's... actually quite annoying sometimes. I can't unsee anything, and I can't get songs out of my head AT ALL EVER.

 

[Levitas1234]

I technically had my first kiss friday night, got drunk with my friend whom i like. today (saturday) when we finished what was left she denied ever kissing me. I sulked on a bench at a park tonight. texting her.

I truly do feel pathetic, she says i dreamed kissing her. I remember everything about last night, if i remember the convo she had with that fucking douche on the phone i remember the feeling of her tongue pressed against mine, and the feeling of her nylon covered thigh on my finger tips and palm.

 

[Aisaka]

My first kiss was wasted in a game of truth or dare...

 

[Brad Shepard]

first kiss sucked donky, the first kiss i endend up enjoying was with an ex, and yea... well, least i enjoy kissing my Girlfriend

 

[StriderShinryu]

I remember it and I doubt I'll forget it, sure, but it wasn't anything overly special. My first kiss with my wife, however, now that was special.

 

[Skobvs]

haven't had mine yet, though, it seems overdue, im13

Hey, I'm 16 and haven't got one yet. You aren't overdue. If you are then I'm well overdue!

That aside, the amount of people who are voting for the bottom option is a little sad.. Unless they are all like me, young-uns.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I realize how many milestones I've passed at such a young age, and it saddens me. However, my first kiss does not. I remember it like it was yesterday.

 

[Galad]

where's the "I remember it, but it sucked and I wish I'd forget it" option? =\

 

[Konijn]

I haven't kissed anyone in my life. And I was absolutely fine with that little fact, I only developed an interest in these kind of things about a year ago... and I can still manage without it. Unfortunately my friends disagree, and they made it their personal mission to get me kissing/making out with a girl before the end of school (less than 2 months). I doubt they'll be able to pull it off, but it's still freaking annoying when I'm out trying to have a good time.

 

[AngloDoom]

My first kiss scared me more than the moments before my bus once crashed this one time.

So yes, remember.

 

[Tdc2182]

First one I remember? 7th grade field trip on a bus as a dare. It turned out she would be the first girl I made out with during the 10th grade. Than more adult stuff following that year. Are we meant for each other? I certainly hope not.

She is crazy as shit.

 

[Audio]

My first kiss was on the beach. She had her head on my shoulder, enjoying the breeze and sun. I thought it was a good time for a quick peck on the cheek. Soon as I did, her eye snapped open and she grabbed my head and shoved her tongue down my throat. Crazy Dutch women she was!
LoL D:

 

[Darth Caelum]

Interestng.....this thread has been on and off for roughly a year now.
Anyway. I have yet to kiss a girl, or hold her hand, or do anything intimate.[sub]though being 15, i guess/hope i'm still in the clear[/sub]
I.......Just got Depressed.........i need to feel sorry for myself for a while.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Eh, can't really remember it, though I will say I was far too old by social norms, so it's surprising that I don't remember it...
I do know the second one was pretty bleargh though. Yes, that's how I'd sum it up.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

19 years old, never had a first kiss. Strangely, I'm not too bothered about it, either.

I'm in college and had my first kiss a few weeks ago. But hey, the pros are that it was with a girl I thought was cute who was also really into me, and I was completely sober.

The con? It kinda sucked. See, thing is, it was the first kiss. As in, I wasn't any good at it. The first nail you drive in a piece of wood might be memorable, but that doesn't mean you want your carpentry to stay at that level for very long.

Honestly, after getting my first kiss my biggest thought was, "Wow, THAT was what the fuss was about?" The ones after that and my first french kiss (and subsequent french kisses) were a lot more fun anyway. People prioritize the silliest stuff. I mean, would you rather talk about your first sex or your best sex? First car or favorite car? First game or the most enjoyable game you ever played?