Poll: First Kisses

[Omikron009]

I have never, and show no signs of ever being, in any situation in which any intimate anything could have any chance of even remotely occurring. I needed to be that over the top in order to get the point across of how bad the situation is for me. I guess I'm probably, as some youngsters might say, "undateable."

[small]I love acting like a grumpy old man. Pretending to (or in my case, actually) not understanding popular culture and referring to people your age as youngsters or whipersnappers is great fun.[/small]

 

[Little Duck]

I loved my first one. We tried before hand, messed up completely, so I got my mate to coach me, then next day I said, "We need to solve this kissing problem" so we sat down on a bench and BAM!
Done.

I'm very practical.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I usually create the moments. The smile, the bubbles in both parties stomachs, the way I talk, random flirtatious compliments even after we're dating (but not over the edge annoying kind). And then there's the kiss, and the (occasional) compliment on my technique (its renowned). Though, you gotta know when to go for it. See if you can't get her a little riled up, face to face, on an early date, say, second. Get her a little upset (make a crude joke at her expense), grin like a crazy bastard, and then say something (while still grinning, of course) to the effect of how you like that crazy quality in a girl, and watch as her brain gets all confused, and then you go for the kiss, affirming that you really do like her.

Although, that might just be the girls I tend to kiss...

I ask first, mainly cause everyone I'm with seems to be so unsure! It might be because I like the shy and quiet types, and I am a gamer myself so... I've "trained" a lot of virgins in my day oO

My ex dribbled in my mouth when we first kissed, and he never brushed his teeth so it tasted disgusting.
[sub]He was disgusting...[/sub]

Eeeeeeeww OO!

I sometimes bite my partners tounge and he rarely likes that oO. I like it!

Now that is absolutely the pinnacle of fun, on occasion. Not enough do that.

 

[Reklore]

Both drunk, New Years.

 

[ntnimara]

my first kiss was a confusing one. partially because I was feeling bad for her bf, and was feeling like I was betraying some unwritten universal bro code.

but the girl sure could kiss (I used to be anti-piercings, but after I experienced a tongue piercing kiss.. mmm.. girls can do whatever they like )

the following weeks, before she flew across the Atlantic, I kept trying to stay away from her (but failing) out of a confused sense of chivalry towards all notions of commitment. I think at one point I felt like Sir Lancelot or something (which is pretty absurd considering I didn't know her bf, let alone sworn allegiance to him).

it's been almost 2 years now and the guilt has long subsided. It was a fun time.. still think it was the best kiss. and the sinful overcoating plus the hiding from our mutual friends (running off to some deserted house in the countryside to just make out in the moonlight) probably made it all the more awesome. It was all romanticized lust, no love or anything, just mutual fatal attraction (well I'm assuming mutual since she kept coming around for more)

aaanywhoozle

kissing style was probably deferred gratification.. as I learned she had a bf ~1hour before our kiss. and I tried to "fight" her off, but yeah.. to quote The Offspring: "I know I should say "No"... but it's kinda hard when she's ready to go"

sweet are a woman's lips, but sweeter still are the lips of sin

 

[Abedeus]

It just sorta kinda happened. Don't see what's the big deal.

 

[SuperTim]

Something like this...without the mom...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2nuFRmtBIo

THANK GOD that my mom didn't poked her self into the moment.

HAAAA omg where the hell did you find that?

haha anyway.
yeah first time i kissed i kind of asked this girl out but not really for a date but we were sitting around for a while i was freaking out because it was cold i was sweating pints i swear it!
and she freaking kissed me! crazy and unexpected but we are still together so all is good

 

[jopomeister]

My first kiss? Watching a (Very very very bad) gory horror film at the cinema. It inevitably led to disaster and chaos, but was enjoyable anyway.
She was looking at me and I was all like 'Oh sh*t oh sh*t WHAT DO I DO?'

 

[SuperTim]

my first kiss was a confusing one. partially because I was feeling bad for her bf, and was feeling like I was betraying some unwritten universal bro code.

but the girl sure could kiss (I used to be anti-piercings, but after I experienced a tongue piercing kiss.. mmm.. girls can do whatever they like )

the following weeks, before she flew across the Atlantic, I kept trying to stay away from her (but failing) out of a confused sense of chivalry towards all notions of commitment. I think at one point I felt like Sir Lancelot or something (which is pretty absurd considering I didn't know her bf, let alone sworn allegiance to him).

it's been almost 2 years now and the guilt has long subsided. It was a fun time.. still think it was the best kiss. and the sinful overcoating plus the hiding from our mutual friends (running off to some deserted house in the countryside to just make out in the moonlight) probably made it all the more awesome. It was all romanticized lust, no love or anything, just mutual fatal attraction (well I'm assuming mutual since she kept coming around for more)

aaanywhoozle

kissing style was probably deferred gratification.. as I learned she had a bf ~1hour before our kiss. and I tried to "fight" her off, but yeah.. to quote The Offspring: "I know I should say "No"... but it's kinda hard when she's ready to go"

sweet are a woman's lips, but sweeter still are the lips of sin

You sir are a master mind.

 

[Trifixion]

For my first, she was the aggressor, and she just went for it near the end of the first date. Was a little clumsy and more than a little awkward for both of us, but things got a whole lot better afterwards since said kiss gave the concept of "hey, maybe she's not just playing some sick practical joke, maybe she actually DOES like you" the impetus to drill its way through my usual mental barrier of self-loathing.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

First kisses have always just...kinda happened. Don't really remember my FIRST first kiss, but my second first kiss...fucking came out of left field that one did.
Come to think of it, so did my third first kiss.
And my fourth one is private, but it was also kind of a wtf moment...
Not so much me finding the right moment as the right moment finding me...violently.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I get straaaight to it.

Don't wait around because I'll be gone by the time it takes you to decide!

 

[thom_cat_]

Something like this...without the mom...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2nuFRmtBIo

THANK GOD that my mom didn't poked her self into the moment.

HAAAA omg where the hell did you find that?

haha anyway.
yeah first time i kissed i kind of asked this girl out but not really for a date but we were sitting around for a while i was freaking out because it was cold i was sweating pints i swear it!
and she freaking kissed me! crazy and unexpected but we are still together so all is good

That's college humor...
if you follow any youtube, you'd know that's a common source.

 

[JopperJopJop]

I think I ruined kissing with alcohol.

Acceptable losses?

 

[Queen Michael]

I did it the first chance I got. But cosnidering that the first chance I got was with a cool goth girl, that doesn't really say much, since that means I didn't have to lower my standards in order to make it happen early.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

I'm 18 and have never kissed. Don't expect to have a gf/bf any time soon, either. I prefer to be alone.

 

[RathWolf]

Haha, the fact that "I've never had a GF/BF" has the most votes right now is hilarious. Are you singles just curious?

Nah, we just like feeling bad for ourselves.

So yeah, never had a girlfriend. HAHA, sad.

Just because I've never had a girlfriend doesn't mean I haven't kissed a girl.

I thought this thread was going to be more like "What was your first kiss?" not "How do you go for a first kiss". That's why I clicked on it.

I wasn't trying to say anyone who hasn't had a GF/BF hasn't kissed(or at least had what they consider their first kiss), but there's probably a big overlap.

 

[child of lileth]

First kiss ever? Or do you mean first kiss with a new partner? Either way, I just kinda wait till the moments comes. You just kinda know when to go for it. I don't really know how else to explain it. lol

 

[Nmil-ek]

My first kiss nearly involved my tounge nearly being sucked out my mouth, shame thats all she sucked HAYOOOOOO! ...And I wonder why im alone.

 

[RathWolf]

My first kiss nearly involved my tounge nearly being sucked out my mouth, shame thats all she sucked HAYOOOOOO! ...And I wonder why im alone.

The nearly 3000 posts on the Escapist may be a clue XD