Poll: For a billion dollars...

[crimsonshrouds]

The question i am asking the people on the escapist is:

Would you fight Kratos from God of War in a one on one fight where all you have to do is survive for 30 minutes? The prize would be a billion dollars.

I came up with this question while i had to "greet" at the door at work which is what i really hate and was thinking of what very painful things i would rather do.

Now for those of you who live under a rock and don't know what to expect in a fight with kratos here is a sample and possible SPOILERS for GOW3

 

[Souplex]

Of course. I've taken on worse.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Of course. I've taken on worse.

You''re suplexing God. Kratos is nothing to you.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

I would, but there's that little catch of having to survive.

Yeah, that shit ain't gonna fly.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

No.

Simply, no.

I would consider doing this if the prize was the whole world would become socialist afterwards. However, I wouldn't possibly survive, so I wouldn't probably even do it then because the prize would not come into effect, and I would die.

 

[Hazy]

No. Absolutely not. Doesn't even matter where we're fighting, absolutely not. Not feeling it. Never. I'm not touching that with a 50 foot pole.

Dying a horrible, agonizing death isn't on my to do list, even if the prize is sweet.

 

[Smokepuddle]

Well only if i had a gun... and he wasn't facing me... from maybe 500 meters away.

 

[Yarggg]

I wouldn't fight him BUT I would try and has a soothing conversation with him... If that's possible..

 

[Marter]

No, as there is the condition that I have to survive.

I'm not exactly the strongest person when it comes to upper body strength.

I also value my life over most else, especially money.

 

[Demons_Bane]

I wouldn't fight him BUT I would try and has a soothing conversation with him... If that's possible..

I second this!

 

[Aura Guardian]

No, because I would lose. Only if I was like, Optimus Prime or a Super Sayian would I do that.

Even then I don't need 100 billion dollars like Dr. Evil does.

Fix'd...or was that Number 2?

 

[DeathsHands]

Ehh.... no.

Aside from having to be alive at the end, that's a whole thirty minutes of evading a whoopin' form a pissed off Spartan. That's some crazy endurance.

 

[GL2814E]

I think I could battle Kratos for $1,000,000,000 and stay alive. I think I would just distract him with a lighter. Failing that I'd probably just use my weapon of choice on him, the M-2. With adequate starting time mind you. And land-mines... Just to be sure.

 

[Normalgamer]

Yes I would be stuck in a cage with him becuase:
I haven't done anything to him, Kratos may be a douche but he's not a douche to people he doesn't have any quarrel with, I'd probably chat with him how much he worked out ot be able to throw Zeus around like a ragdoll.

 

[Aura Guardian]

No, because I would lose. Only if I was like, Optimus Prime or a Super Sayian would I do that.

Even then I don't need 100 billion dollars like Dr. Evil does.

Fix'd...or was that Number 2?

I actually don't remember the exact number. Besides, what does it all mean Basil?

It means that Mr.Bigglesworth is the mastermind

 

[Normalgamer]

Yes I would be stuck in a cage with him becuase:
I haven't done anything to him, Kratos may be a douche but he's not a douche to people he doesn't have any quarrel with, I'd probably chat with him how much he worked out ot be able to throw Zeus around like a ragdoll.

Uh, since when does Kratos care if you've done anything to him? He'll tear you apart just for the health bonus.

But he'd be at full health, so why would he anyway? He did give hope to humanity right?

 

[Catalyst6]

On the condition that I have a supersonic jet to get the hell out of there the minute the fight starts? Maybe.

 

[Sephychu]

I'd have a nice chat with him. It would be amusing as long as it worked.

 

[JBGigas]

Short answer: No
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I dont like having my head ripped off.

 

[Binerexis]

I would much rather pay a billion dollars to not be killed brutally by Kratos.