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slowpoke999

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30 minutes to survive and he's armed?
I bet no-one here would change their answer if it was for 30 seconds and unarmed.
 

Dark Knifer

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I would only agree if he was put on a completely different planet from me, and even then I'd be scared shitless.
 

Jandau

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Depends. Is he armed? Is it to the death? Is there enough room for me to run around and scream like a little girl for the whole duration of the fight. If it's a small ring and he gets his blades, you might as well ask me would I take the lethal injection for a billion dollars...
 

Beartrucci

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Hell no are you fucking crazy?
slowpoke999 said:
30 minutes to survive and he's armed?
I bet no-one here would change their answer if it was for 30 seconds and unarmed.
This. This multiplied by infinity. The reason I am getting worked up like this is because I've played God of War 3 and seen the shit Kratos does to people, and the lengths he goes to do said nasty shit to people.

My answer is NO.
 

Matt King

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look if he can take down gods and demons and crap what the hell are average people gonna do he could prob kill evry1 on earth without breaking a sweat
 

000Ronald

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You and I don't seem to have played the same game.

In the game I played, fighting Kratos is not only completely out of the question, but could very easily be considered a valid suicide method. Kratos is sociopathic, quite possibly phsychopathic, and jaded to the point he bleeds green. Not to mention he literally kills everything in sight.

Lasting thirty minutes is against him is impossible, be you god, titan, or hero. Lasting thirty seconds is practically unheard of. Only fools and...well, no, just fools, would dare face this man.

Obviously, in the game you played, Kratos is a far less compitent warrior; what's more, he's a man who listens to reason, or to anything at all. The game you played may have involved Kratos sitting down with Zeus and telling him (in no uncertain terms) how little he apreciated being used as a cosmic plaything. And they hugged. and cried.

This Kratos, you could perhaps barter with. And survive against. Maybe he'd cry for the entire thirty minutes.

There is the distinct possiblilty you played the game poorly.

'pologies.
 

SUPA FRANKY

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Dude, Have YOU SEEN KRATOS? HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHIT HE DOES TO GODS?

There is no compassion or mercy from him. Hell, he killed his whole family! Even if I had Duke Nukem,Goku, and Chuck Norris on my side I still be shitting bricks.

So no.
 

Little Duck

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I intend to fight the original and so, stand behind a small fence at all times, whilst wearing thick rubber soled shoes, then use my major attack of, DRINK TEA WHILST EATING BISCUIT!!!!

Nom nom nom.
 

Mechsoap

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maybe if i could fly and could run with the speed of light while screaming with a so high pitch he cant try crutch my eays out
 

Blindswordmaster

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No. That fight would never last 30 min. Either I use Pandora's box and beat Kratos in 5 minutes, or I'm just me, and he kills me in 30 seconds.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I am a human. An out of shape human with no combat skills to speak of. I wouldn't last 30 seconds in a one-on-one with Kratos!
 

Soxafloppin

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Nope, because i know i would not survive, Maybe if i had a nuke or something like that.
 

twaddle

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you are sofa king. We todd. Ed.


the only way i would be able to survive is if i had all my abilities, and powers unlocked and he was not allowed to do any fatalities.
 

Booze Zombie

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Sure thing, in such a universe where Kratos exists I could surly gain super powers and evade/knock him unconcious/murder him.

If I had Alex Mercer powers, for instance...
 

not_the_dm

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yes.
I know I wouldn't survive but not being as tough as I got I wouldn't last long enough to feel the pain...
 

Billion Backs

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Depends on how specific the rules are. If I could hide in a super-defended bunker with automatic turrets and mine field all around it, and a ton of escape ways including but not limited to submarines, helicopters, rockets, and so on... All against some psycho with 2 swords, I would do it.

Otherwise, probably not.