Poll: Forum game

[Clirck]

Clirck explodes the sun and steers the deadly rays onto Lolnut!
Lolnut takes 776 4 damage! COMBO!
Lolnut has 772 HP
[sup]I don't see nobody talking about him.[/sup]

 

[Earthbound]

I throw a mini-lolnut at Lolnut. The Lolnut snuggles the mini-lolnut and gains 1 health.
The mini-lolnut bites the Lolnut for 2 damage.
Lolnut has 771 health.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses DONUT ATTACK
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 770 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses THUNDERSHOCK
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 768 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses REPORT
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 767 HP

 

[kommunizt kat]

I stare at lolnut angrily and give him a razor.he feels sorry for himself and slits his wrist. oh yeah, and takes 1 hp dmg. he is now on 765 hp.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I summon a super,duper,triple mega,awesome kickass laser and fire it directly at the lolnut he is now on 764 Hp

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I throw Lolnut at lolnut.
Lolnut get's stuck in a paradox.
Lolnut take 1 point of brain damage.
Lolnut is on 763 hp.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses SECONDHAND SMOKE
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 763 HP

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mezzamine uses CATDUCK APOCALYPSE

Lolnut is buried under a sea of catducks
Lolnut takes 1 damage.
Lolnut takes 1 bonus embarassment damage.
Lolnut has 760 hp

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses IMMA FIRIN MAH LASER
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 759 HP

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mezzamine uses Ochidi's post count.
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 758 hp. And posts prolifically.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses MEZZAMINE POST COUNT
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 756 HP

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mezzamine uses GOD RUSH.

Lolnut takes 2 lightning damage.
Lolnut has 754 hp, and is lightly roasted.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses HOWL
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 753 HP

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mezzamine uses VINE WHIP

It's Super Effective!
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 751 hp.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses SCRATCH
It's Not Very Effectictive.
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 749 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses VINE WHIP
Lolnut takes 4 damage
Lolnut has 745 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses VINE WHIP
Lolnut takes 8 damage
Lolnut has 737 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses YELL
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 736 HP