Poll: Freaky New Spider in the Room

[otakon17]

Well, I said catch it in the poll, BEFORE I saw that it was the size of a football and a bright blue. Kill it for safety, call in the government, were in a B-monster movie now. Lucky for me I have a large mallet right next to the computer.

 

[Seanfall]

After running screaming from the room like a crybaby, (grabbing up my dog and running.) I'd come back in homemade body armor with a shotgun in one hand and a Steel baseball bat in the other.

 

[sleeky01]

The size of a football?!? It's a god-damm Facehugger!!!

 

[Auninteligentname]

*A wild giant blue spider appeared!*
*Auninteligentname fled!*

That is probably what would have happened. Few things I've learned; When things are blue, or any strong color really, it's most likely posionous. They might eat bigger things than themselves. Bigger spiders = more vicious posion (not necesarilly true, but in my logic, it is). In other words: I'll GTFO, ASAP.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Jesus Christ, football sized spider? I'd need a fucking raccoon trap to catch that thing. Guess I'm going out to get me a raccoon trap then.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I would sit back quietly, ask it how it's day is going and why it entered my house. If it didn't answer, I would guess this new arachnid is, like the rest, non-sentient, and proceed to try to detain it by way of broom and laundry basket. If I can catch it, animal control or something might be able to take it from there, if not, I'd bludgeon it to death and inform someone of the corpse of a new creature in my house. If I can't kill it, it won, and gets to decide the next course of action.

EDIT: to be clear, the bolded "if not" is if I'm not able to catch it.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I would go with "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" option and run in my basement,grab a shovel and smash him into oblivion.

 

[Pinkamena]

The size of a football? I'd get the fuck out of there.

 

[CleverCover]

RUN! RUN AWAY SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS PRAYING IT WON'T TURN AND SPIT ACID/EAT ME/ATTACH TO MY FACE!

Call in the army, the marines, and the engineer that controls the little red button that decides where the nukes go.

My apartment won't last the night and my neighbors will just have to deal.

 

[aba1]

screw leaving the room im leaving the country suddenly moving further north doesnt sound so bad

 

[aba1]

on a side note its going to be really bad when the first aliens to visit our planet are super friendly spiders that are huge. They will say hey nice to meet you and we will proceed to explode and scream everything around us they will feel threatened suddenly were at war with spiders fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu