Poll: Freaky New Spider in the Room
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Actually, I would probably use a legion of robots...Madara XIII said:
Now, that doesn't mean I won't use robotic spiders...
That happens to me sometimes well not bright blue spiders but fairly large spider. As usual I would run like hell away from the room I am in.
I must admit I would love to see that collection. It's hard to classify species of bugs, so that collection sounds amazing. Oh, and on a side note, insects (including butterflies) are usually pinned through thorax so that's the correct way, beetles through the right cover wing. Millipedes should be stored in in alcohol to preserve colour, shape and size.SckizoBoy said:
interspark said:
You mean something like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poecilotheria_metallica
More pics:
http://www.poecilotheria.com/berichtepoecilotheria_metallica_male.htm
http://www.poecilotheria.com/berichtepoecilotheria_metallica_female.htm
Yes people. These exist. For real. In the wild.
id go get my sledgehammer out of the workvan, and then we would dance...oh yes.
i kill spiders these days. used to be id scream and run away. but at some point, fear became hatred. I suppose im one step down the path to the dark side huh?
i kill spiders these days. used to be id scream and run away. but at some point, fear became hatred. I suppose im one step down the path to the dark side huh?
no way is that a real spider, for one thing it has no teeth and 2 eyes, and yes, 9 legsBloodwings said:
One question: Why does this spider have 9 legs?
I'd want to keep it as a pet. But first thing I do?
Find some big heavu coat or blanket, drape it over me and run like FUCK. Keep on running until my house is out of sight. Find a bomb shelter of some find, and lock myself up in it with several gallons of insect repellent.
Then, strike a match to illuminate the shelter and realize it is covered in dozens of those spiders.
D:>
Find some big heavu coat or blanket, drape it over me and run like FUCK. Keep on running until my house is out of sight. Find a bomb shelter of some find, and lock myself up in it with several gallons of insect repellent.
Then, strike a match to illuminate the shelter and realize it is covered in dozens of those spiders.
D:>
A pillow...?cyrogeist said:
Why not a book or something which has a bit of weight and doesn't lay so close to your head at night?
Look out window...does it seems 'misty' outside?
If yes
Then kill self
If No
Then:
Step out of room,close the door (with glass panels), put on old padded leathers, take down the boar spear from its display hooks, look through door to make its still in sight...move in a stab the mother fucker to death...
gape in horror as hundreds of little baby ones scatter out from the corpse and into various nooks and crannies around room....
Burn down block to be certain.
If yes
Then kill self
If No
Then:
Step out of room,close the door (with glass panels), put on old padded leathers, take down the boar spear from its display hooks, look through door to make its still in sight...move in a stab the mother fucker to death...
gape in horror as hundreds of little baby ones scatter out from the corpse and into various nooks and crannies around room....
Burn down block to be certain.
Was the movie eight-legged freaks by any chance? I would love to show that movie to an arachnophobic person >Biosophilogical said:
But I would probably seal off all entrance and exit, watch it closely, and call a university to come with a big net, and before I let them in the property demand that they put me as the person who made the discovery, And I would visit it in its cage at the university and see what they found about it every few weeks. And get photos, would be a shame to see such a specimen get killed.
Well I guess it must be quite common but of course they are so small that if you weren't allergic I guess you wouldn't notice. I think that's why it seems strange to everyone else.Ambi said:
In Britain the spiders dont get very big (I think it's the barn funnel web (Tegenaria domestica) he is allergic too) but they do have venomous bites.
Taken from the wiki: ''Their venom is both neuro- and necrotoxic and can leave small lesions over the bitten area, similar to that of a burn. Besides causing considerable local pain, venom effects are minimal in healthy adults and may sometimes include malaise and fatigue feelings in children and elderly, but will usually wear off on the same day.''
My nephew gets a massive red painful rash all over the area where he is bitten and can become unconcious with fever it's pretty nasty. My sister was really scared when it first happened.
My sister just sends him to my nans or my mums now if she is moving thinsg around in the house or doing alot to the garden as that seems to be the time he gets bitten. And of course he's only 7 so he plays outside alot. You can't really deprive the poor kid of that. Ironically he's not scared of them lol. My sister is though she hates spiders with the flaming fury of the gods, now she has even more reason too.
well, if you thought the spiders at the bottom of the sea were bad!... >:-D my advice, center of the earthCpu46 said:
Football sized and bright blue? With my arachnaphobia? Get as far the fuck away as humanesly possible, then burn down the house.
It's only funny because you think I'm joking. I'm not fucking kidding, I will destroy the son of a *****. And then apologize to my housemates for burning down the house.
It's only funny because you think I'm joking. I'm not fucking kidding, I will destroy the son of a *****. And then apologize to my housemates for burning down the house.