Poll: Get a life

[Vallds]

A nice drawn out 'Right' for me, before either walking away or looking at them blankly momentarily.
Honestly such a poor insult would not be worth the effort, I prefer the more grandiose or darker ones. Anything that raises a smirk is a true insult to me.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Philosophical/Lovecraftian response. Life as you now it is an illusion. Your life is but a a insignificant grain of sand on a beach of infinite size. Nothing you do will ever be remembered, nothing you do will ever matter. Once you are dead, the world will forge on over your bones and forget you as just another gnat with delusions of grandeur.

Yeah, I have issues...

 

[Bravo 21]

i would, but im to busy making more lives with , usually shuts them up

 

[Disaster Button]

I like the psycho one but I wouldn't say it was psycho, just harsh.

 

[capin Rob]

Mutter "Whatever." and roll my eyes. Assholes don't deserve well thought out and legnthy responses.

 

[Goremocker]

First I'd go with the inner pain one; then, that'd increase my rage to pull a knife out and give the psycho response.

 

[Pegghead]

I either ignore them, give them the eyebrows treatment or say "And your point is" or "That's literally so great" and then get back to what I was doing.

 

[Jonabob87]

"Got one cheers, get over yourself."

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"Well, if you point me in the direction of the nearest giant green mushroom I'd be glad to." If they don't get the reference, especially online, they become a laughing stock.

 

[Exquisious]

"Like you can talk," is my most common response. I don't know anyone who has lead an interesting life, so who are they to tell me that I'm not living it right?

 

[alrekr]

It's quite disturbing seeing how many other people also selected the Psycho response

 

[Elburzito]

I once used the psycho response after some guy said that to me on the street. I then pulled out a pocket knife and the guy went running faster than an Athlete. I wasn't going to use it, of course, but it was still rather funny.

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Where is my beloved "punching response"?

I WANT A PUNCHING OPTION!

Unless it's over the internet, in which case, I just ignore the person.

I like this response Sounds like me. Either that or just being bitchy and asking what's so great about their life.

 

[Inco]

"Sorry, I am too busy enjoying what I call a life to give a crap. Maybe you should too?"

That's basically what I say and do. It is quite effective on people who hardly know you when you do a lot of things.

 

[monkey jesus]

try "my God you are right, thank you. THANK YOU!"

Then constantly bombard them at all hours of the day and night with minute details of what you are doing, always include more gratitude and ask for their approval.

Start with stuff like "Just took a windsurfing lesson, it was awesome. The wetsuit rides up in the crotch a little and it's leaving a mark but that's OK right. Thank you for opening my eyes to a whole world of possibilities"

Keep this up for a couple of weeks then start getting weird.

"I just killed a hobo! I saw the light go out in his eyes I FEEL ALIVE. So you want to go get some coffee or something?" send this a 3am.

Keep this up until someone intervenes.

 

[Sgt Doom]

If I was capable of getting any sort of social life, I would already have done so. As such, that phrase holds the same meaning to me as "Bang your head against that concrete wall over there, you'll get through eventually!"

 

[masseyguy911]

Well when someone tells me this... I always say the same thing and it always seems to tick them off...
Sure I'll get a life... Right after you do.

 

[Sharkosauros]

pft have a life? you noob, without a life no one can kill you!

 

[luke10123]

Violent Response: (Go for the face)

 

[Russian_Assassin]

But I already have a life. I call it George and I feed it and bathe it and love it very very much!

No one has that to me before because my mother is the only one that sees me doing things like surfing the net and gaming (but never watching adult videos, that would be weird :S). Besides, if it wasn't for this fucking pneumonia I wouldn't even consider sitting at home when there's 45oC out there! I would be partying with my friends on one of the islands or something (Greece is nothing if not one of the best places to party in the summer ).