Poll: Get a life
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I voted "Where do I download one?" but like to think I'm cool enough to say "What, compared to YOUR miserable, ignorant existence? If what you have is what's considered life then I think I'll pass". Though I doubt I'd ever actually say that.
That or I'd go with a ridiculously nerdy one to patronise them; "Ha! Well I conquered the Mystic Mountains with my Andronian Axe-Mage at only level 57! What have YOU done, hmmm? Get laid? Pfft. Pathetic." and then laugh at their dumb-founded expression from the comfort of my own mind.
That or I'd go with a ridiculously nerdy one to patronise them; "Ha! Well I conquered the Mystic Mountains with my Andronian Axe-Mage at only level 57! What have YOU done, hmmm? Get laid? Pfft. Pathetic." and then laugh at their dumb-founded expression from the comfort of my own mind.
Analyzing possible responses:
(Why should I, we're all born to die)
(You first)
(Fuck you asshole)
(After you get raped by a grizzly bear)
(Give them the finger and walk away)
Fuck you asshole.
(Why should I, we're all born to die)
(You first)
(Fuck you asshole)
(After you get raped by a grizzly bear)
(Give them the finger and walk away)
Fuck you asshole.
Responses:
"Meow"
"Define Life"
"People grow up to die anyway, why waste time later when you can slack off now?"
"I have a better grip on Work-Life Balance than you, so I can waste my time doing this stuff because I do my work at work.
"Meow"
"Define Life"
"People grow up to die anyway, why waste time later when you can slack off now?"
"I have a better grip on Work-Life Balance than you, so I can waste my time doing this stuff because I do my work at work.
I was going to say something much like this, but differently worded. So instead i quote this man (not even bothering to look at the gender) because this is a great answer. And pretty much suits me.EightGaugeHippo said:
Although I don't think I would be so mean about only cause I haven't really got "mean" down all too well yet.
Usually I say something witty back, but when I feel lazy, I just say "k" after every one of their insults.
The Psycho response is always fun. I think this would be my favorite psycho response:
"Define life. Do you know what I think Life is? Life is hiding the body so well that nobody ever finds it. Ever."
That or "I'd take yours, but I'd prefer a life that's worth something."
"Define life. Do you know what I think Life is? Life is hiding the body so well that nobody ever finds it. Ever."
That or "I'd take yours, but I'd prefer a life that's worth something."
"I'm sorry. The green mushroom is in another level".
The funny thing ,about the people who says that to me, are the ones who watch TV each night waiting to got to sleep. Oh yes, I shall waste my free time watching Reality TV with you instead of blasting someone's fictional brains off. Reality...You can watch that everyday. Boring reality...
The funny thing ,about the people who says that to me, are the ones who watch TV each night waiting to got to sleep. Oh yes, I shall waste my free time watching Reality TV with you instead of blasting someone's fictional brains off. Reality...You can watch that everyday. Boring reality...
Probably something along the lines of: *With one eyebrow raised* "Okaaaaaay, whatever." *Goes back to doing whatever*
Its a pretty stupid "insult", I wouldn't get that much worked up.
Its a pretty stupid "insult", I wouldn't get that much worked up.