my nickname is "Klöven" which translated from swedish to english is "The Hoof"....yeah that´s right, the same that cows have... why you ask? well, i was teasing a buddy of mine and was kicking his shin, just for shits and giggles, and he said "get those scanian hoofs away from me" (Scania is a county in sweden, if you try to translate it at least, and there are a lot of farmers there, with cows)
and "the hoof" or just "hoof" stuck in peoples heads, and now that´s what i am called....exclusively. There are even people whom i know, that cant remember my real name, since i got my nickname before i met them...