Poll: Help me settle this.
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What the madness? Salads are amazing.
I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.
I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.
Do you mean...like...tossing a salad? I honestly don't see how either is particularly unmanly though. I prefer mine with lots of vinegar. The least manly food, according to food advertising, is yogurt. Which is fine with me, because it's nasty.
The idea of gendered food just seems silly. Are sandwiches unfeminine?
The idea of gendered food just seems silly. Are sandwiches unfeminine?
So I assume if you're on a date with a woman and you get a complimentary salad with your meal, it is socially expected for the man to hand the salad over to the woman so that she may have two.
Seems like your girlfriend has her head firmly planted up her own ass, no offence.
Seems like your girlfriend has her head firmly planted up her own ass, no offence.
WHAT?! Sometimes all I eat for dinner is mother-flippin' salad! Tell that girly to shove off with her salad-hatin' ways!
There is nothing wrong with eating a Salad and being male. Nothing whatsoever.
I suppose if she refuses to accept it after you have so many Semi-Anonymous Salad eaters backing you, you can always add a pinch or few of Bacon Bits, go "There", and enjoy your (Mostly) healthy meal in peace.
As a matter of fact, I think I'll have a Salad with dinner tonight, and it will be GLORIOUS (Or at least as glorious a small glass bowl of Lettuce with a little Salad Oil can be).
I suppose if she refuses to accept it after you have so many Semi-Anonymous Salad eaters backing you, you can always add a pinch or few of Bacon Bits, go "There", and enjoy your (Mostly) healthy meal in peace.
As a matter of fact, I think I'll have a Salad with dinner tonight, and it will be GLORIOUS (Or at least as glorious a small glass bowl of Lettuce with a little Salad Oil can be).
What the fucking fuck? That's crazy!AdmanUK said:
She should be glad you're trying to eat healthy, I've NEVER heard anyone share her opinion
Because I have really simple tastes and don't like a lot of things that most sane people like: olives, tomatoes, peanut butter, jelly, yogurt, chicken, etc.klasbo said:
Uh... huh?
Does she have some hidden desire to see you have colon cancer or something?
Anyway, my old man makes a mean potato salad, I make a pretty good salad with minimal dressing and have absolutely no problem with it (and neither does anyone else I know).
Captcha: much derpitude... couldn't've said it better...
Does she have some hidden desire to see you have colon cancer or something?
Anyway, my old man makes a mean potato salad, I make a pretty good salad with minimal dressing and have absolutely no problem with it (and neither does anyone else I know).
Captcha: much derpitude... couldn't've said it better...
Be careful, some of their dressings actually make that worse than some of their burgersKair said:
Yes, it's unmanly. Real men devour raw pigflesh, then put lamb heads on spikes around their garden to show dominance. Do this, and your woman will be overcome by sexual desire.
I mean, what? No, it's not unmanly. Just make sure it's a Caesar salad, OK? Croutons are the shit.
I mean, what? No, it's not unmanly. Just make sure it's a Caesar salad, OK? Croutons are the shit.
It's exactly as wrong for you to eat a salad as it is for me to sit with my legs crossed (I've had people ask if I was gay before just because I sit that way).
Your girlfriend has some odd views on gender roles, for this day and age at least.
Your girlfriend has some odd views on gender roles, for this day and age at least.
