Poll: Help me settle this.

[Xanadu84]

Eating salad is not Masculine. But it is also neither feminine nor unmasculine to eat a salad. Eating a steak wrapped in bacon and washing it down with scotch is masculine. Eating the heart of a buck you killed with your bare hands is masculine. Eating a salad is...food. Something you gotta do from time to time. And they can be pretty tasty too. Even granting the kinda tongue in cheek prospect of expressing masculinity through activities like dinner, eating a salad is neutral.

Of course, eating a salad may not be Masculine, but it can be extremely Mesclun.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

0_o Since when is Salad not masculine?!

Food is food!

 

[Dags90]

So I guess the real message here was that the poor should just never be seen.

Nah. That's just a given. It's why we invented credit cards and knockoffs. We don't have a problem with poor people, we just don't want them flaunting their poverty in our faces.

So your girlfriend expects a guy to eat meat for every meal of every day and then die of a heart attack with 50 lbs of unpooped poop in his ass?

Exactly. How else is she going to cash in on his life insurance policy?

 

[Innegativeion]

Better question, what qualities of food that will be ingested and deconstructed to its base components for use in the construction of the human body make it appropriate for one gender but not the other of the same species?

Men and women still only differ by one X-instead-of-Y gene, right? Did I miss something?

 

[remnant_phoenix]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine

While I think that the whole macho, ego-driven tripe of "what it means to be a man" is stupid (Google "Alphabet of Manliness" to see the crap that I'm talking about), I will say that I am a 100% hetero and 100% non-metro male who rocked his wife's world last night, and I love a good Caesar salad.

 

[Alcamonic]

I have a question for OP. Does your girlfriend eat bacon? The manliest of manly foods!
Would be the same as you eating a salad (as in totally fine).

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Salad is food, Food is manly, therefor - Salad is manly!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

It's not manly in the least, but fuck gender-based stereotypes. Salads are awesome.

Anyone who says men can't have them is being sexist, and sexism is wrong unless it results in sandwiches.

 

[FernandoV]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

Tell her "The only reason I'm eating salads is you that you can take the hint, fattie" and I'm sure she'll stop bitching. Women always nagging man.

 

[JWRosser]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

Exactly what I was going to say.

I....I do not understand.

 

[ninjapenguin981]

I personally don't liked salads, but it's ridiculous to say they're not masculine.

 

[blackflare]

I have never heard about that salads are unmanly. food is food.

Honestly if you like something it shouldnt matter what other people think its what you think yourself.

 

[SaMartinez]

Vegetables are an important part of any manly man's diet

 

[Ghengis John]

Nah. That's just a given. It's why we invented credit cards and knockoffs. We don't have a problem with poor people, we just don't want them flaunting their poverty in our faces.

Smug bastards.

Go ahead and order your salad, not because it's what anyone thinks you should be eating, but because you are a man and you want one. A real man does whatever the hell he feels like doing.

If the op has missed it be sure to inform your girlfriend of this. Preferably in as few words and as many grunts as possible. She will no doubt commence ovulations immediately.

 

[That One Six]

If salad is feminine, does that mean that all vegetables are feminine? Does bacon salad make bacon feminine? Is bread feminine (croutons)? Everything I know is a lie!!!

 

[Gunjester]

I don't like most salads myself but enjoy them occasionally. Just the same I know lots of guys who LOVE salad, some of them look like meatheads too.
So although I'm not as much of a fan, YES DAMMIT YES IT'S FINE

 

[samaugsch]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

25 now, and most of them are probably trolling.

OT: No, guys shouldn't eat salads. They should be skewering entire pigs and spit-roasting those instead. *sarcasm*

 

[ReservoirAngel]

2 questions:

1. Why does this question need to exist?
2. Why do 24 people think guys shouldn't eat salad?

25 now, and most of them are probably trolling.

OT: No, guys shouldn't eat salads. They should be skewering entire pigs and spit-roasting those instead. *sarcasm*

Probably just my dirty mind at work but wow that can be disturbingly misinterpreted.

 

[Chefodeath]

Seriously? Time to dump the clearly retarded bimbo and find a new salad mama!