Punch her in the face and ask if you're masculine enough now. Sadly it's the only way...AdmanUK said:I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!
DAMN YOU, THAT IS AWESOMEATIC TO THE ^99999999999999999999999TH DEGREE it may compare to a sub-shops roastbeef i love so muchPegghead said:You kidding me?! Depending on how you make them, salads can be like an orgy of bread, bacon, cheese and orgasmic dressing (and maybe a couple of veggies thrown in there).
I guess regularly eating those small, hard-to-pronounce, un-croutoned/cheesed salads wouldn't be the manliest thing to do, but that pales in comparison to monstrous food orgies of cheese, veggie and bacon.
Wait...what? 0.obahumat42 said:manbags are all the rage.
real men tackle beasts twice their size and rip into to them with their man teeth.AdmanUK said:I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!
This post actually made me chuckle. Thank you urbandictionary, now every thread has a massive potential for unintentional sexual entendre.Xaio30 said:My girl is amazed by my ability to toss an incredible salad, so I'm alright.
But for fuck sake, ditch her if she has a problem with you eating healthy stuff.