Poll: Hipsters

[DasAShinyGolash]

I AM NOT A HIPSTER.

You rather sound like one, judging by your knowledge of the hipster paradox, stating that we are jealous of hipsters, and using the words 'corporate' and 'consumerist'. Honestly, those are buzzwords. I'm happy to buy my own clothes rather than produce it; it is very hard to make even a goddamn white tee.

I don't hate people who have their own tastes, I hate people who are so absolutely "counterculture" that they reject everything that is ever known and try to live a life of apathy about everything.

Honestly, I think it's someone mocking hipsters by semi-trolling. This way, they can make fun of hipsters, while pissing people off. Having their cake and eating it too. Of course, since the user is trolling ironically, there's a very good chance they are a hipster, since hipsters love irony.

It's a troll pretending to be a hipster who is being ironic.
Or it's a hipster being ironic.

So I'm picturing a hipster in front of a monitor, with his hipster friends over his shoulder, going "Look at how ironic I'm being, I'm so unique I'm parodying our own social group on an obscure gaming forum while simultaneously ironically trolling them by defending our social group under the guise of another mainstreamer. Those mainstream conformists are such rubes that they can't make heads or tails of it."

You just completely blew my mind with that one.

you made me hate hipsters, out of curiousity, what would be a hipster job?

EDIT: These people are sounding alot like the how stuffwhitepeoplelikes describes white people

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

After readin the Urban Dictionary description, I can't say that I hate them
Sometimes I need a good laugh, seeing a Hipster helps me get that laugh.

Otherwise they can go ahead and act like idiots, it'll come back to them once they have regained common sense and others learn of their Hipster pasts.

 

[x0ny]

Neutral.

Also speaking of Hipsters, i have GOT to share this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_7eEY_9bg8

Video blocked in my country T.T

OT: Hippies aren't known for their charitable work right? Don't they just smoke weed and protest?

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

[http://img32.imageshack.us/i/20170104570836229697100.jpg/]

a good definition of a hipster?

I picked "annoying"

 

[literallyanythingelse]

For definition of hipster, see http://lookatthisfuckinhipster.com/

I'm not bothered by them really, as long as they don't talk to me.

EDIT Damn ninja'd

 

[UltraParanoia]

The guy hipsters around here piss me off a lot.

The women hipsters are different, it's really easy to get them to sleep with me, and I find glasses hot. I think if I found a naturally redheaded asian girl wearing glasses I might die out of orgasmic joy.