Poll: Hitman job.

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Fniff

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You are unemployed,and you are watching TV when a guy in a smart suit kicks in the door and asks you if you want to be a hitman for his company. You get 20,000 £/$/? for every hit. You get full secrecy and access to the pentagon.You also get dental and heath care. If you refuse,then you get your memory of the encounter wiped and you won't remember the offer.

do you take it?
 

Lord George

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I quickly hit him with something heavy and take his suit and wallet, then ransom him back to his company, then take a job with them for more money per hit, say £50,000 a kill.
 

Amnestic

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£1000/hit? That seems a bit low. If he made it £10000 per hit then yeah, assuming I don't have a conflict of interest with the job (i.e. making me target a friend/family member).
 

Cargando

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Sure why not? I choose access to MI5 HQ. With the tech available I could just poison the target, or cause a lift to kill them or something delightfully impersonal.
 

Sigel

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No thanks. 1) I am too lazy. 2) I would probably fail miserable due to absolutely no training. 3) I would never work for the government. 4) That is not enough money.
 

The Zango

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If there was more money and i got to have a nice suit myself sure!
p.s am i being trained?
 

Neonbob

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Why not?
If I'm doing a good enough job that the government is going to accept me into some kind of black ops program, I'd be nuts to ignore the opportunity.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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George144 said:
I quickly hit him with something heavy and take his suit and wallet, then ransom him back to his company, then take a job with them for more money per hit, say £50,000 a kill.
Damn, why must I always be beaten to violence and hostage situation option.

And if they don't give in, I'll start sending toes through the post.
If that fails, letter bombs.

I'll also make them pay for a new door.

My other demands are extensive training in firearms and possibly krav maga and a Commissar hat.
 

TriggerUnhappy

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$5000 per hit? That may seem like a lot, but how often do people need to be killed right? Not often, I would only do it if they raised the price to something more reasonable like $20,000-50,000. If they did, then hell yeah I would, would add some variety to this boring life.
 

AvsJoe

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Nope. Unless I get all kinds of formal training (much of which will involve a chair, rope, and someone else's fist...), I would suck miserably during the planning stages and probably fail to pull the trigger. I wouldn't mind a memory-eraser thingy, though. That would be fun.
 

Simalacrum

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to be fair, I already get free healthcare, I live in Britain... but, I'll take it, sounds rather fun.