Poll: Hitman job.

[VeLOZiraptor]

yeah I'd love a barcode tattooed on my neck!

no seriously! :-D

 

[LCP]

only if the job comes with a bowler hat

 

[HT_Black]

F**k yeah! Anyone can be a hit man if they have a sniper rifle and the bloke they're hitting has a habit of standing stock-still in front of windows!

...Besides, I get paid. Anyone remember the first Deadshot scene from Gotham Knight (the animated one)?

 

[Captain Schpack]

yea. but i hope the jonbs r sorta frequent. hitman dont drive hondas.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

My door is riged to a shotgun. Meaning that I'd just take the guy's stuff.

 

[Tdc2182]

Yes, but then I realize that I have to hit my own family and I run off into an adventure full of romance, action, suspense, and mystery.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

well as long as I get my dental then im in

 

[Xorghul]

You are unemployed,and you are watching TV when a guy in a smart suit kicks in the door and asks you if you want to be a hitman for his company. You get 20,000 £/$/? for every hit. You get full secrecy and access to the pentagon.You also get dental and heath care. If you refuse,then you get your memory of the encounter wiped and you won't remember the offer.

do you take it?

Hell yeah!
...
Sooo, you gonna kick in my door soon or what?

 

[Aqualung]

Only if I get to dress as Ezio with a gun. lot of guns.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Would the asshole replace my door if I accept? Because I like to take "trophies" from my kills...

 

[teutonicman]

Could prove to be an interesting adventure.

 

[LitigationJackson]

government backed? sure.

 

[Wadders]

Why did he kick my door in? What's wrong with knocking? It works for everyone else.

And I probably would, I assume that if I'm working for the Govt. then my targets will be legit.

I'd want them to pay for my suits and shades too, although 20 grand a hit would be more than enough for me. In fact, I have no idea what I'd do with that much money if I was a hitman. Suits, guns and getaway car I guess

I cant imagine you'd have much joy in your life as a hitman though. This [http://bendreth.com/__oneclick_uploads/2008/04/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg] guy certainly doesn't.

 

[Ironic]

It'd be weird and hypocritical being a Hitman when i want to go into medicine. It'd depend on whether I could choose to refuse certain hits.

 

[hungoverbear]

only if the people i kill "deserve" to be killed like warlords, dictators, drug cartels, ect.

 

[Valkyira]

depends on the people i'm going to kill. Criminals sure, normal people nooo

Well, the people who order the hits are willing to pay quite alot of money. I figure your victims "deserve" it one way or another. Sure, you'll get the ocasional rich paranoid guy ordering you to kill his wife because shes a little too nice to the poolboy but hey, a man gotta make a livin'.

Hitman: Blood Money proved this. Like with the tutorial mission. You had to kill the owner of a theme park because one of his rides broke down due to poor maintenance, killing some visitors and he was declared innocent in court. A relative of one of the victims happened to have alot of money and disagreed.

I know, i have played all the hitman games. What i'm saying is i would have to know all about the target before making a decision. Money wouldn't be a factor for me, i just don't want to kill an innocent person.

 

[Fniff]

You are unemployed,and you are watching TV when a guy in a smart suit kicks in the door and asks you if you want to be a hitman for his company. You get 20,000 £/$/? for every hit. You get full secrecy and access to the pentagon.You also get dental and heath care. If you refuse,then you get your memory of the encounter wiped and you won't remember the offer.

do you take it?

Hell yeah!
...
Sooo, you gonna kick in my door soon or what?

Right behind you.

 

[John Smyth]

DENTAL PLAN!!

 

[Jurassic Rob]

I could, but I would make rules for customers. There must be a reason for the target!

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Yes because i honestly need money and whoring myself out seems like a great why to not enjoy life.

Is the mind erase like men in black and do i get one? if so where do i sign and will blood work? do i also get acess to all my personal weapons purchased with the companies funds and what sort of dental and health are we talking here? like off my check or fully covered