I am a brit... Hocky is played on grass and astroturf and played mostly by bloodthirsty girls... Seriously all those 'Give Blood, Play Hockey' hoodies scare me!
Also, I don't think they have teams in UK hockey. They have small tribes who's only goal is to murder and drink the blood of other tribes, and then murder and drink the blood of the people around them...
(For context... one of my exes was a (feild) hockey player, and she was aslo a fucking psycho...!! Good fun usualy though!)
Also, I don't think they have teams in UK hockey. They have small tribes who's only goal is to murder and drink the blood of other tribes, and then murder and drink the blood of the people around them...
(For context... one of my exes was a (feild) hockey player, and she was aslo a fucking psycho...!! Good fun usualy though!)