Poll: Hotline Miami

[Tanakh]

well i played the game and i dont have the reflexes of a hyperactive 12yo on red bull anymore so i gave up

I just felt the need to point out that, although reflexes do get slower with age, the current literature shows they slow is around 5 milliseconds through life barring special events (at around 75 yo. compared to youngsters), which is not a significative amount. Also red bull afaik has only shown to improve choice reaction time, not reflex reaction time.

So, you sucking there has little to do with age, same as me sucking at Street Fighter against kids.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

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Wait, so let me get this straight. You're writing all of this from some in-universe perspective, and none of this is actually true? That the game inspired you to tell a story in which the game is inspired by some "real" killings? What kind of sense does that make?

I've been losing my mind for the last 20 minutes trying to make sense of all this. Don't mean to wreck the party here, but how hard would it have been to post some kind of disclaimer at the top?