Poll: How do you climb stairs?

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dragonslayer32

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If I am sober, 3 steps at a time. If I am drunk/hungover it is 2 at a time or a crawl. I go down the stairs in the same ways (apart from crawl, it would look like something from the exorcist)
 

Carnage95

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If I'm walking, I go one step at a time. If I'm in a hurry, I go two or three steps. Same thing when going down.
 

Ironic Pirate

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One step, very slowly. I have poor depth perception, so I miss steps and fall all the time.

I once tried to take three steps at a time. It took me two seconds to miss one and tumble down the rest of the (luckily carpeted) stairs.
 

Rofl-Mayo

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I go two at a time up and jump down the stairs when I go down, I have perfected my landings.
 

Free Thinker

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One step at a time, but fast enough not to annoy people. Going down, same thing, but a little faster.
 

Ekonk

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ShadowKatt said:
it's much harder to get back down than it was to get up....
That's what she said - wait.

Anyway, one step or two when I'm feeling particulary awesome.
 

Ekonk

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ShadowKatt said:
Ekonk said:
ShadowKatt said:
it's much harder to get back down than it was to get up....
That's what she said - wait.

Anyway, one step or two when I'm feeling particulary awesome.
*newspaper swats*

Bad joke is bad. BAD!
Awesome joke is awesome. AWESOME

Seriously though, 'that's what she said'-jokes are the best jokes ever.
 

Projo

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Get on all fours and scurry up sideways in some bizarre, Lovecraftian crabwalk
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I don't climb stairs. I walk up them.

Semantics aside, I'll go one or two at a time depending on the stairs. I got long legs so I can pull off two at a time pretty easily. Occasionally though if I'm going fast enough I'll go on all fours. Haven't done that in a while though.
 

Life_Is_A_Mess

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Upwards in my house, two steps at a time.

Downwards in my house, one step at a time, very quickly, using only tiptoes, at the four last steps , I jump and make a perfect landing.

Upwards and downwards, outside my house, one step at a time, normal speed, like a normal human being.
 

MadeinHell

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I'm 181cm tall but I have long legs. Thus I climb 3 stairs at a time. I also am used to climbing them as fast as possible (even if it ends up in my exhaustion). I climbed to the top of Siegessäule in Berlin in less than 2 minutes even though at the top I was about to go unconscious.

It was fun though.
 

Dapper Ninja

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I run up stairs on the front of my feet in about half a second until I get to the last 4-6 stairs, then I just jump up the rest. I've built up incredibly strong leg muscles from doing this a few dozen times a day.
 

darksky

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I usually take 2 at a time. I'm a pretty short guy so I kinda jump up them, though going down I kinda run down, going one at a time.

However...at home...it's on all fours for me ;)