Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Nouw]

With someone else :3. And by that I mean I share 'em. They have two in there for a reason!

 

[Avery]

Pull out one of them, Eat it, Pull out the other, Eat that.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Whole, I don't even bother to take the wrapping off. If I have to I will use my teeth to take off the top layer of caramel off first then eat the biscuit.

 

[Loop Stricken]

... i didnt really care about sucking out the caramel/biscuit and leaving the chocolate thing..

How in the name of GOD is that even a thing possible to do?

You can get the tip of your tongue in.. and melt the biscuit away.. leaving the shell left ive done it before out of boredom.. but you need to break it up to do the entire thing this way.

This must've been a LONG time ago; they're so stingy with the chocolate nowadays I think this would be an impossibility.
If any young lady wishes to send me a video proving me wrong, however, I will be happy to rescind my statement.

 

[burningdragoon]

I eat my Twix by eating a [Milkyway,Three Muskateers,Hershey Bar,Peppermint Patty] instead.

 

[game-lover]

I apologize but I hate caramel by itself. I could never eat it on its own!

Not even chocolate alone would help me digest it. 'Twould need to be combined with something crunchy such as the cookie.

So I'm afraid I eat it the "improper" way. But I have no choice. It is as it must be.

 

[MammothBlade]

I like devouring the entire texture in one go.

 

[Shivarage]

I don't use my teeth at all when I eat a twix.

What I wouldn't give to watch you eat a twix... O:

Now that you've said that, a video will surface at some point in the future of my eating a twix. I won't do anything like that, it'll just happen. Quantum Youtube Fetish Mechanics.

So... wibbly-wobbley timey-wimey logic?

 

[Random Fella]

I haven't had twix in so long
Damn you immigration!

 

[Random Fella]

RIP in piece.

Rest in piece in piece?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I prefer Snickers, from the good old Mars-Twix-Snickers triangle.

But I very rarely eat candy, and when it's something chocolate, I go with Kinder Bueno or Maxi. Or Toffifee rather.

As a kid I used to eat them more often the phased way, but the barbarian has been and would be my major way of consuming it.

 

[Zantos]

When I'm in charge eating a Twix wrong will be punishable by public flogging. Refusing a Twix will be grounds for on the spot immediate immolation.

 

[Generalissimo]

i eat it whole. and i don't care if that makes me mecha hitler

I HATE FREEDOM COMMUNISM FOR THE WIN

 

[Kae]

Wait Twix? Eat propperly?
I just swallow it whole, how else can you possibly eat it?

 

[Flamezdudes]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!

 

[Xerxesrogue]

Take a bite

Chew

Let the combination of chocolate, caramel and biscuit make sweet love to my tongue.

Swallow

Repeat

 

[Hazy992]

You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!

Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!

 

[Naeras]

How I eat a Twix?
I generally just stuff it down my cake-hole and chew it a couple of times.

 

[Flamezdudes]

You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!

Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!

Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!

And robots are cool.

God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.

 

[Hazy992]

You disgusting man Hazy. You are the type of man my friends are but yet you are still disgusting!

How can people eat it like that? JUST EAT THE GOD DAMN THING, JUST BITE IT LIKE A MAN. Eating it bit by little bit is pointless and a waste of time!

How dare people eat things in these silly ways!

Goddamn robot communists telling me I eat it wrong! I eat it properly because I love freedom!

Communism is making people get a fair share of the twix! Sharing is not manly! However it is written in Earth law that with the majority of food, you must simply shove it done your mouth and eat it!

And robots are cool.

God damn... this is the sort of the thing the people who take the cheese off pizza's first and eat them seperately do.

What?! Who the hell does that?! Don't ever lump me in with those people!