Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Patrick Buck]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Yopaz]

What I love about Twix is that when you're done eating one and think to yourself that you wished you had another one there's is another one right there. What I hate about Twis is that when you're done eating the second one it's all over.

 

[YingDerpington]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU!

 

[kortin]

I just eat it. No special anything, just eat it, yo.

 

[gigastrike]

The only candy bar that has a special method for consumption are Kit-Kats.

 

[superbatranger]

Wait, so I'm not supposed to pound them into dust and inject it into my ear?

 

[Owlslayer]

Well, i usually eat the biscuit-thingy at the bottom first, but only until halfway the bar. Then i eat the caramel that`s bottomless. Then, the other half of the bar, i eat both the caramel and biscuit at the same time. Repeat for the second bar. Fun times for all.

 

[Patrick Buck]

[/quote] Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU![/quote]

I accept your duel sir, and I shall defeat you, and force to eat a twix, in the way of MY choosing!

The rules of the duel shall be thus: We shall be attached to machines, that will record how much pleasure of the chocolatey/caramal goodness we are currently enjoying, and the winner will be the one with the most!

The loser shall forever more know that they are wrong, and shall have to live with themselves!

A more terrible fate, I cannot imagine! MUAHAHAHAHA.

Edit: Ok, I weirded up this post, could a Mod delete it or something?

 

[Patrick Buck]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU!

I accept your duel sir, and I shall defeat you, and force to eat a twix, in the way of MY choosing!

The rules of the duel shall be thus: We shall be attached to machines, that will record how much pleasure of the chocolatey/caramal goodness we are currently enjoying, and the winner will be the one with the most!

The loser shall forever more know that they are wrong, and shall have to live with themselves!

A more terrible fate, I cannot imagine! MUAHAHAHAHA.

 

[BlazeRaider]

Whole. All of it at once. The bar, the second bar, the plastic, and the shelf at the convenience store I bought it at.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I dip it in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in melted twix dipped in butterscotch angel delight. Problem?

 

[robotam]

Youthfully, after all, you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Twix for the refrence

 

[Hazy992]

Youthfully, after all, you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Twix for the refrence

It's Karl Pilkington And come to think of it he's right, I've never seen an old man eat a Twix

 

[The Funslinger]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

 

[robotam]

Youthfully, after all, you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Twix for the refrence

It's Karl Pilkington And come to think of it he's right, I've never seen an old man eat a Twix

Yeah, and you never see a black ghost

 

[Hazy992]

Youthfully, after all, you never see an old man eating a Twix.

Twix for the refrence

It's Karl Pilkington And come to think of it he's right, I've never seen an old man eat a Twix

Yeah, and you never see a black ghost

When you think about it Karl Pilkington is actually a genius

 

[Hazy992]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

I should have known it would come to this; the day I would come into conflict with a fellow Brovenger... very well.

 

[The Funslinger]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

I should have known it would come to this; the day I would come into conflict with a fellow Brovenger... very well.

*activates lightsaber*

All I ask is that we do this with honor.

 

[Hazy992]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

I should have known it would come to this; the day I would come into conflict with a fellow Brovenger... very well.

*activates lightsaber*

All I ask is that we do this with honor.

We're Brovengers. Honour is in our blood *activates lightsaber*

 

[The Funslinger]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

I should have known it would come to this; the day I would come into conflict with a fellow Brovenger... very well.

*activates lightsaber*

All I ask is that we do this with honor.

We're Brovengers. Honour is in our blood *activates lightsaber*

You were my brother, Hazy! I loved you![footnote]in a totally manly, heterosexual way. If you need me, I'll be somewhere punching a brick wall.[/footnote]