Poll: How do you eat a Twix?

[Hazy992]

This is not a thread on the objective brilliance of the humble Twix bar. We are all in agreement of the power of this piece of chocolatey caramel Ambrosia. No this thread is about something far more important; how does one eat a Twix?

Now there are two ways you can eat a Twix; you could be a stupid smelly jerk and just bite into the thing, which makes you worse than Mecha-Stalin, or you can do things properly and eat all the caramel, bite off all the chocolate around the edges and then eat the biscuit.

So, Escapists which side are you on? Are you a dirty robo communist or are you on the side of sense?

[sub]Shine on, you magnificent bastard![/sub]

Sorry Hazy. I'll have to stand against you here.

I should have known it would come to this; the day I would come into conflict with a fellow Brovenger... very well.

*activates lightsaber*

All I ask is that we do this with honor.

We're Brovengers. Honour is in our blood *activates lightsaber*

You were my brother, Hazy! I loved you![footnote]in a totally manly, heterosexual way. If you need me, I'll be somewhere punching a brick wall.[/footnote]

I hate you! I HATE YOU!!![footnote]I don't I love you really[/footnote][footnote]Again in a totally manly way of course. Are there any heavy weights that need lifting?I'm gonna go shoot something[/footnote]

 

[kouriichi]

I stick them in my ears, spin around a dozen times, light myself a flame, and then beseech Khorne to drink my skull juices.

I dont know how you could do it any other way.

 

[Nekron_X]

i eat the biscuit first, then fold the chocolate over itself with caramel inside and much away.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

You've been hanging out with Daystar too much Hazy. He's a bad influence on you.

 

[YingDerpington]

Of course I eat them properly....
But who says *YOUR* way is the proper way?
I take both the twix sticks, and put them side by side...

AND BITE INTO BOTH AT ONCE. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

You... You... MONSTER! To bite into both at once! Surely the Twix gods have a circle of hell that is painful enough for decrepit, vile creatures like yourself! To do such a monstrous, horrible thing... I weep in despair at this world filled by horrors like you!

Ahahaha! Your dispair tastes almost as good as eating two twix at the same time!

Want to hear something that will shock you further?

Sometimes..... I don't eat the whole two twix.

I only eat half....

THEN I THROW THE REST AWAY. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Were I a man of a weaker constitution I would've fainted because of such words! Foul creature, allow me to look up you with my own eyes, that I might strike you down and have you watch helplessly as I eat a Twix the proper way and finish all of it! HAVE AT YOU!

I accept your duel sir, and I shall defeat you, and force to eat a twix, in the way of MY choosing!

The rules of the duel shall be thus: We shall be attached to machines, that will record how much pleasure of the chocolatey/caramal goodness we are currently enjoying, and the winner will be the one with the most!

The loser shall forever more know that they are wrong, and shall have to live with themselves!

A more terrible fate, I cannot imagine! MUAHAHAHAHA.

A punishment truly befitting the loser of such an important event in human history.

The Location of the duel shall be in space, specifically, the cluster of stars that make up the galaxy 43 degrees to the west of Venus at 7:34 pm when viewed from the Greenwich observatory. I shall defeat you beast, remember. Good triumphs over evil!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Put them in my mouth and chew and swallow.

Is there another way?

Are you all disgusting animals!!?

 

[LordFish]

What a dumb poll.... *votes* >,< can't help myself.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I take one out at a time with my fingers and eat them. Then I orgasm.

If I?m feeling naughty, I bite into both of them simultaneously. YOLO!

When I?m really bored, I smash them both into a fine dust and snort them while playing Mario Kart with my bros. Getting high on caramel has never felt better.

 

[Dogstile]

I don't use my teeth at all when I eat a twix.

Make of that what you will.

So you break off parts with your hands and just swallow them? Because its either that or you've mastered an art not many master.

OT: I just eat little pieces myself. I don't let it touch my teeth due to the chocolate getting stuck, tis horrible. My teeth aren't even that bad.

 

[Hazy992]

You've been hanging out with Daystar too much Hazy. He's a bad influence on you.

What do you mean? That's how I actually eat them. Got the idea for the thread from the thread about strange eating habits.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I drag my front two teeth down the front of the Twix to get the chocolate and caramel off, then munch all the rest

 

[Deathmageddon]

What is the point of combining chocolate, caramel and cookie into one glorious candy bar if you don't taste all the ingredients simultaneously?

 

[The Last Nomad]

I do a bit of both. First bite is just a simple bite. Then I go for the caramel on top, Biting off a chunk of it. Then the bit of biscuit remaining gets eaten. I eat the whole thing in stages like that. Eating off caramel followed by the remaining biscuit. And I always leaves the chocolate on the sides of the biscuit, it makes it nicer.

also recently tried this method on a snickers. Worked like a charm.