For the record, I'm not a big fan of profanity, it just doesn't suit me. Sure, like everyone else, I swear occasionally, but not as often as most people.
Unfortunately, my friends curse quite a bit, and, to be quite frank, I find that it gets on my nerves extremely quickly. I mean, really? For god's sake!
Constantly swearing isn't funny. It's lazy, uncivilized, and utterly witless. Annoying doesn't even begin to describe it. Unbearable. Maddening. Kafkaesque, even. In fact, I've had it! I'm going to put my foot down!
People, please!
Enough is enough!
Nothing warrants it!
It's crude, immature, and vulgar!
So please, for fucks sake, stop swearing all the time!