Poll: How do you hang your 'loo paper?

[Raikas]

Over - it doesn't unroll itself as easily and you can fold the top sheet into a decorative triangle to impress your guests.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I am so passionate about this subject that I literally just made a diagram for this thread.
*snip*

I see your diagram but I have literally the opposite problem - Attempting to tear one off from the under position ends up in the entire roll unfurling at my feet.

 

[loc978]

Doesn't matter. There's a technique to properly tearing paper from the roll for over, and one for under. Both are incredibly obvious and easy to master (so that animated comic's last line strikes me as incredibly ironic), both require only one hand. Also, I find it funny that when tearing is pictured, it always seems to be done directly. You're tearing paper, so pull laterally. Jesus, people, this should be obvious to a 10-year-old (incidentally, it was to me at 10).

The one incorrect way to replace the roll, however...

Spoiler: Forgive the size, this isn't the image I was looking for, though it still illustrates my point

So yeah, I don't pay any attention to over or under when replacing a roll. I do, however, replace the goddamn roll, not just slap it on top... every.single.time.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

I think this is the first time I actually want a flame war to happen.

 

[Souplex]

I wipe myself with repeat threads that don't do the poll as well.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.142227-Poll-Toilet-paper#3187884

 

[GundamSentinel]

Anything else is barbaric, and the sign of a diseased mind.

...based on nothing whatsoever.^^ Now, multiple exclamation marks, that is a true sign of a diseased mind.

I prefer under. Less chance to unroll from brushing against it (I have a cramped loo).

 

[Goofguy]

Over because that is how I was indoctrinated conditioned. Anything else is just ridiculous.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Under, we have a kitty that will sneak in and use her front paws to unroll the entire thing onto the floor if it's over. Hanging under means she can spin the roll all day and it won't end up on the floor.

 

[knight steel]

I think I can resolve this issue quite tactfully:

Spoiler

Thank you, Hejibits.

I am so passionate about this subject that I literally just made a diagram for this thread.

This a thousand times this,the other way always ends with it breaking before I want it to/hurts my hand

 

[lacktheknack]

Versatility, bitchezzzzzzzz!

If it's hanging over, I use two hands to break off the sheets. If it's under, I use one. If it's on its side, you stick a finger in the tube and unroll with the other hand. Easy!

I hang it whichever way it wishes at the time, and drive my family mad.

The only "correct" way is under if you have a cat. That's literally the only correct answer.

 

[e033x]

The one incorrect way to replace the roll, however...

Spoiler: Forgive the size, this isn't the image I was looking for, though it still illustrates my point

Gotta one-up you there. Hipsters, this is for you:

Spoiler: Still better than under

 

[Summerstorm]

I am REBEL... I am CHAOS personified... some say i am too mad and dangerous to be allowed to go on.

Well, i have my roll stand on the SIDE right near my toilet.

So NEITHER, MUHAHAHAHA.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I think I can resolve this issue quite tactfully:

Spoiler

Thank you, Hejibits.

I am so passionate about this subject that I literally just made a diagram for this thread.

hah nice diagram! but I do it for pet reasons, cats/dogs will paw that shit all the way off if it is over, while under...well, they can't do shit really >

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

Over is the only correct answer. Under is for crazy people.