Poll: How do you take your coffee?

[Aurgelmir]

I don't...

Stopped drinking coffee a few years ago, don't miss it at all.

 

[Kinguendo]

Blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damned army put together.

Militant... black... WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE?! D:

EDIT: OT: I take mine with milk and sugar... but minus the coffee and add tea.

 

[darth.pixie]

It varies. Sometimes double-double, sometimes black, sometimes with alcohol in it, sometimes cream and no sugar, with cinammon, cocoa...I like variety and I love coffee, so I'd drink anything.

 

[superbatranger]

Nonexistent. I can't stand the stuff. Tea, on the other hand, is a different story.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Black with about have a bag of coffee in the machine.... then i add a tot or two of whisky

 

[Osaka117]

I like my coffee like I like my women...in a plastic cup.

Sorry, totally stole that from Eddie Izzard. Hilarious jokes aside, I don't like coffee, I'm more of a soda person.

 

[The_Healer]

Espresso. Flat White. Prefably in a mug. No sugar.

Edit - Hey this is my 500th post! Do I get a prize or something?

Yes, you get a prize. You may not even realise you have received it, but the fact that your life is slowly slipping away from you is a good indication.

OT: Big, black, strong and in the mouth. That didn't come out right...

 

[New Troll]

The less it tastes like tea or coffee, and preferably taste more like cherry soda, the more likely I will be to enjoy it.

With that said, usually black. Laziness wins again.

 

[FalloutJack]

Black. Unless I'm drinking horrible coffee brewed from oily rags and the smell of old tents, in which case black.

I take my coffer and through it out a window. Then, I get some Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper.

Amen! Dr. Pepper trumps that questionable coffee drink.

I.. am slightly impressed at how devoted you are to a soft drink.

Some men choose coffee, some men choose the wasteland. And some...worship Dr. Pepper.

[HEADING=3]It's a man's life in the Dr. Pepper distribution center![/HEADING]

*Gets carted off by MPs for using the line, a la Monty Python*

 

[mysecondlife]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

I am not a coffee drinker but if I do, I take it with vanilla powder thingy.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Regular black, none of that weird stuff:

 

[infohippie]

WTF is double-double etc.? I have mine with two sugars and milk.

 

[Mad1Cow]

I'm still trying to ween myself off sugar, but I find when I drink coffee it's more for a pick-me-up to wake me up, so I'm still on 2 sugars (or as I like to refer 1.5 sugars). But that's just my coffee. When I drink tea I try not to have sugar at all just because I want to "mello" out with a good cup of tea. I have a drink for every occassion to "assist" with a feeling. Hyper coffee, mello tea, kiddie hot chocolate, fun-tiemz rum, etc.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Honestly... I love coffee, but could you come up with a more banal question?

 

[Merkavar]

milk and 2 sugars.

BTW i was wondering this today. everyone i know has milk in their coffee/tea. but on tv mainly with americans they have cream. is that just like how they call jam jelly and its actually milk or do americans actually put cream in their coffee? what sort of cream?

Two sugars, milk, don't kill the cow.

Whats all this cream business?

exactly

 

[Sovvolf]

Two sugars, milk, don't kill the cow.

Whats all this cream business?

 

[gl1koz3]

Well, black coffee tastes like sewage water smells, so only with sugar.

 

[Sakash]

Whenever someone asks me for a black coffee i cant help but quote Mr Burns

"Want it black dont you? BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART!!"

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Well, black coffee tastes like sewage water smells, so only with sugar.

That's so weird, I've always loved the smell of coffee, it was only when I became 16-17 that I started to like the taste.

 

[Dwarfman]

Yes, you get a prize. You may not even realise you have received it, but the fact that your life is slowly slipping away from you is a good indication.

OT: Big, black, strong and in the mouth. That didn't come out right...

That's a rather black response. But I suppose that matches your preference in coffee right? >