Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?
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Obviously you don't live with a programmer lol. My dad makes coffee with about 7 scoops of coffee and 10 tea spoons of sugar in the pot, then when its in a cup he puts like 5 or 6 more tea spoons of sugar in lol. I had one this morning he made, I have the shakes now.Guttural Engagement said:
Depends. If it's the piss my college serves, I'll usually take it with milk and (no joke) 16 sugars.
Why yes, I am trying to contract diabetes.
Still, if it's relatively decent, milk, 3 sugars.
Though more often than not, I prefer tea...Because I'm British and reinforcing stereotypes is my job.
Why yes, I am trying to contract diabetes.
Still, if it's relatively decent, milk, 3 sugars.
Though more often than not, I prefer tea...Because I'm British and reinforcing stereotypes is my job.
Imagine a box.
A concrete box lined with inch thick steel.
Imagine that you are in this box.
With a black hole.
Your scenery will be much the same colour as my preferred coffee.
A concrete box lined with inch thick steel.
Imagine that you are in this box.
With a black hole.
Your scenery will be much the same colour as my preferred coffee.
I often drink coffee, but I put things in it depending on the quality. For instance, if it's just cheap, Costco level stuff, I put in 3 of each, but if it's good quality from a coffee shop or something, I only take one of each.
Coffee is the one drink I actually like to take time to prepare and enjoy. That being said, I don't overdo with all the sugar and such. One sugar cube, tablespoon of cream and I'm good.
(Coffee rant anybody?)
Though alas, my poor coffee maker. I have a very unintelligent sister unit who, despite working at a coffee sales company (who never STFU about coffee)and bragging about her know how, left coffee grounds in my coffee maker. Now, I'm not a mysophobic or anything, but I can't stand the molding and germs that fester in wet coffee grounds left to rot.
Now, I had asked her when she was finished with my coffee maker, "Did you clean out the coffee grounds?" I'm very particular about this. She answered affirmative and I foolishly figured "Hey, she works around coffee all day, of course she cleaned it out." I had to go out of town for a bit, thus leaving my poor coffee maker to its own sad fate, I return to make some coffee only to find a mold fest taking place in my machine! So my coffee machine has retired and I'm not so pleased as to why it died. Seriously, you'd think a person who works around coffee all day, would know how to clean up after it. It is probably one of the simplest most mundane tasks in the kitchen next to dishes and washing the counter.
(Coffee rant anybody?)
Though alas, my poor coffee maker. I have a very unintelligent sister unit who, despite working at a coffee sales company (who never STFU about coffee)and bragging about her know how, left coffee grounds in my coffee maker. Now, I'm not a mysophobic or anything, but I can't stand the molding and germs that fester in wet coffee grounds left to rot.
Now, I had asked her when she was finished with my coffee maker, "Did you clean out the coffee grounds?" I'm very particular about this. She answered affirmative and I foolishly figured "Hey, she works around coffee all day, of course she cleaned it out." I had to go out of town for a bit, thus leaving my poor coffee maker to its own sad fate, I return to make some coffee only to find a mold fest taking place in my machine! So my coffee machine has retired and I'm not so pleased as to why it died. Seriously, you'd think a person who works around coffee all day, would know how to clean up after it. It is probably one of the simplest most mundane tasks in the kitchen next to dishes and washing the counter.
I think your poll is broken.
It has this 'I don't drink coffee' option, but that is just ridiculous.
A nonsensical option like 'Cheese' or 'Pants' is one thing, but there's limits.
I mean, what kind of freak doesn't drink coffee, honestly?
Black.
It's so delicious and moist.
It has this 'I don't drink coffee' option, but that is just ridiculous.
A nonsensical option like 'Cheese' or 'Pants' is one thing, but there's limits.
I mean, what kind of freak doesn't drink coffee, honestly?
Black.
It's so delicious and moist.